~You Masturbater You~

[Dabs]

Gorillas are nasty ass things......the ones I see at the zoo....are always playing with their junk ~LoL~

 

[daws101]

Gorillas are nasty ass things......the ones I see at the zoo....are always playing with their junk ~LoL~

seen many pro baseball players do the same thing.

 

[Dabs]

Gorillas are nasty ass things......the ones I see at the zoo....are always playing with their junk ~LoL~

seen many pro baseball players do the same thing.

Yeah, me too!
But I don't feel guilty staring, cause I know they are having to adjust their cup.
The gorillas however...I would feel perverted to stand there and keep watching

 

[daws101]

Gorillas are nasty ass things......the ones I see at the zoo....are always playing with their junk ~LoL~

seen many pro baseball players do the same thing.

Yeah, me too!
But I don't feel guilty staring, cause I know they are having to adjust their cup.
The gorillas however...I would feel perverted to stand there and keep watching

I always wonder if I should toss a smoke to them when they're done?!

 

[g5000]

Latrine stall in basic training.

You had stalls in basic?

I was thinking the same thing. Our commodes had no stalls around them. That took some getting used to!

 

[daws101]

Latrine stall in basic training.

You had stalls in basic?

I was thinking the same thing. Our commodes had no stalls around them. That took some getting used to!

the no stalls or the sausage spanking?

 

[Mr.Nick]

My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?

I remember seeing a Gorilla called Guy in the London zoo when I was a boy.
It was particularly memorable because, I was eating something while walking past his cage. ( I think it was an orange)

Guy promptly threw a bannana peel at me, which hit me in the head. A pretty good shot since it was about twenty feet, and he had to throw it through the bars of his cage.
Everybody laughed, then Guy turned on them and urinated over everyone within range.

I had the last laugh though, because many years later I saw his stuffed body in the natural history museum.

As for wanking, monkeys do it all the time, and I have been known to indulge in it myself.

Here is a thirsty Orangutan.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI]Bear Grylls [Monkey] peeing in his own mouth - Hilarious - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Noomi]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

 

[Two Thumbs]

Latrine stall in basic training.

been there, done that


a few times...

 

[Two Thumbs]

My brother in law was having a full service wedding.

I knew it would be long and boring, and when Im bored my mind tends to wonder....

so, in the church bathroom before it got going.

 

[mudwhistle]

Gorillas are nasty ass things......the ones I see at the zoo....are always playing with their junk ~LoL~

They don't do that when I'm around.

Maybe that says something about how you look.

 

[mudwhistle]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

Cool....

No wait.....you are a girl......if so............cooooooool.

 

[Paulie]

Latrine stall in basic training.

You had stalls in basic?

I was thinking the same thing. Our commodes had no stalls around them. That took some getting used to!

There was a week we went out to the field on the outskirts of the base and roughed it, we didn't have stalls there, or at least they didn't have doors. We just stood in between the stall walls as human doors.

That's just not the way to drop a deuce man, not at all

 

[Paulie]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

On the sofa with your sister? I'm not gonna pretend that's not hot as fuck

Or is that a misplaced modifier?

 

[hortysir]

In her hair, while she was asleep

 

[Noomi]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

Cool....

No wait.....you are a girl......if so............cooooooool.

Yes, I am a girl, and I was reading a book with a ton of porn in it, lol.

 

[Mr.Nick]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

Sorry, but fingering yourself in front of your sister is fucking nasty.....

 

[Noomi]

On the sofa with my sister across the room. Had to really control those twitching legs and quick intakes of breath, I tell you...

Sorry, but fingering yourself in front of your sister is fucking nasty.....

She was engrossed in her TV show, she wasn't watching me!

 

[earlycuyler]

Latrine stall in basic training.

You had stalls in basic?

No stalls for us. We had those little walls that just hid you from about waist down. After we left NTC Orlando they put stalls in.

 

[mudwhistle]

Latrine stall in basic training.

You had stalls in basic?

No stalls for us. We had those little walls that just hid you from about waist down. After we left NTC Orlando they put stalls in.

When I went through you had no privacy. No stalls. The toilets were facing the sinks and the guys would be shaving and brushing their teeth and the rest were taking a crap.