~You Masturbater You~

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    Where is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated??

    People always ask "where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex".....thought I'd kick it up a notch, be a tad different ~LoL~
     
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    Oh, I thought you were asking about my fishing prowess.
     
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    Latrine stall in basic training.
     
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    I didn't have one sexual thought in basic training.
     
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    We had a sister flight, so I did :lol:

    I took a few weeks but eventually I was beating that thing like it owed me money whenever I could. Usually during dorm guard.
     
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    Wow, I was so stressed out and over worked during BMT I couldn't even get it up if I wanted, we had a sister flight too. I met my ex wife there.
     
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    I got settled into the routine after about 2 weeks in. My TI didn't even know my name I just layed low and flew under the radar, did my time and got the hell out of there.
     
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    You are lucky, my TI was a Hispanic Female who hated me as soon as I got off the bus, she knew my first and last name and everything about me by the time I was through there.
     
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    You had stalls in basic?
     
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    As usual I'm going to be the only honest person...

    An empty lobby of a business building when I was 12-13.... :lol:

    Hey I got bored waiting to see a psychiatrist and no one was around, I kept it in my pants and didn't make a mess - at that age your hormones make you do some crazy things - and you make little mess... :lol:
     
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