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~You Masturbater You~
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During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
Are you shittin' me??????
I find it somewhat of a turn-on....if I see my partner stroking himself....I'll be all over him
Playing with yourself when someone is doing it seems perverted to me. It's what peeping-toms do. It's what old men do on the playground.
It seems to be a little wrong. I'm more into willing playful seduction. Not voyeurism.
I guess I could never be a rapist.
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lmaoLatrine stall in basic training.
I didn't have one sexual thought in basic training.
We had a sister flight, so I did
I took a few weeks but eventually I was beating that thing like it owed me money whenever I could. Usually during dorm guard.
Night flight back from Hawaii.
Night flight back from Hawaii.
Coooooool
5 hours 45 mins.
Made the flight many times myself.
Didn't play with myself though.
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Does mutual masturbation count?
Afternoon, sitting on Laguna Beach.
Swordfights don't count.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
Mr Whipple was the ad campaign back then.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
Mr Whipple was the ad campaign back then.
He was a Perv........
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Now that you're back at home, I highly recommend the primate section at Brookfield zoo in Shitcago.During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
It should bring back fond memories.
Now that you're back at home, I highly recommend the primate section at Brookfield zoo in Shitcago.During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
It should bring back fond memories.
My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
Uncensored2008
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My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
The Gorillas run when Jake Starkey shows up, because he flings his feces at them.
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Where is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated??
People always ask "where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex".....thought I'd kick it up a notch, be a tad different ~LoL~
Isn't this kicking it down a notch?
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My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
The Gorillas run when Jake Starkey shows up, because he flings his feces at them.
...while screaming "You're not mainstream!" at them. Of course even the gorillas don't believe he is a Republican.
My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
I remember seeing a Gorilla called Guy in the London zoo when I was a boy.
It was particularly memorable because, I was eating something while walking past his cage. ( I think it was an orange)
Guy promptly threw a bannana peel at me, which hit me in the head. A pretty good shot since it was about twenty feet, and he had to throw it through the bars of his cage.
Everybody laughed, then Guy turned on them and urinated over everyone within range.
I had the last laugh though, because many years later I saw his stuffed body in the natural history museum.
As for wanking, monkeys do it all the time, and I have been known to indulge in it myself.
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