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    Words Women Use


    Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
    need to shut up.


    Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
    only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
    before helping around the house.


    Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
    should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
    "fine".


    Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


    Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
    men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
    wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


    That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
    to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
    is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
    room slowly.

    ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

    if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:
     
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    Yah, and your point is? :laugh:
     
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    Now why in the world you associate little ol' moi with the above? Thanks, that's ok, fine with me, go ahead and think what you want... *sigh*. Now prepare for your demise stupid foo!
     
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    That somethings are NOT to be taken personally and all the above words can change at any minute.
    :clap1:
     
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    Not the stupid foo part. Foo. :slap:
     
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    well I think when you demean SOME people on the board (like how you treat shattered) you should do it in a PM !! :firing: :firing: :firing:
     
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    I'm innocent you brown noser! :finger:
     
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    right---so is your buddy OJ :laugh:
     
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    Apparently, I missed something.
     
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    Stereotypes being what they are....I can still get a good laugh out of it.
    Humor can be biting and really hurtful, in which case is it really humorous???, but this was fun.
     

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