With the start of the NASCAR season, I present some NASCAR jokes... N eurotic A utomotive S port for C razy A ss R ednecks Why aren't there no blacks in NASCAR? Because they can't drive a mile without being pulled over. Why aren't there no women in NASCAR? Do you really want a woman, checking out her make-up, in the mirror, while driving over 200 miles per hour? Why do NASCAR drivers race on oval tracks? Rednecks can't read books, much less a map! What does NASCAR and politics have in common? You turn to the left, you're running in circles; you turn to the right, you get stonewalled; either way your life is still in the pits! Why are there so many liquor and beer sponsors in NASCAR? Redneck heritage- Drinking until you're drunk, jumping into a car and driving around in circles before you wreck! From there, you get out of the car and start a fight! Why does Al Gore and John Kerry have a grudge against NASCAR drivers? Because NASCAR drivers can turn to the left, in the SOUTH, and still win! Feel free to add more jokes!