Advice of a Father

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    A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then,ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, OF course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of couse, "the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy ponderd the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy repied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars...........but Realistically,..........we're living with two Sluts and a Queer."
     
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    That is hilarious!
     
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    The Best Ive heard in a while!!! :clap:
     
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    Lmao!!!!
     
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    bump.........i love this joke
     
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    bump :cheers2:
     

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