miketx
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- Dec 25, 2015
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This kid came home from school and had a note saying he had been suspended from school because he was caught having sex with his English teacher. His mom was furious and told him the get up in his room and wait until his father got home! Dad got home, read the note and went up to confront his son. He told the kid not to worry too much about it and that his mom would get over it. Then dad told him to wait a few weeks until it all blows over and he would take him down and buy him the new bike he had been wanting. The kid says in two weeks? Yeah the dad says, is that ok? Kid says yeah, that's about how long I figure it'll take my ass to stop being sore.I wanted to be used as a sex toy by a hot teacher when I was 17, like we keep hearing about today.
But all my teachers were either skanks or fags, so that didn't work out.