Women have a right to grope

[miketx]

I wanted to be used as a sex toy by a hot teacher when I was 17, like we keep hearing about today.

But all my teachers were either skanks or fags, so that didn't work out.

This kid came home from school and had a note saying he had been suspended from school because he was caught having sex with his English teacher. His mom was furious and told him the get up in his room and wait until his father got home! Dad got home, read the note and went up to confront his son. He told the kid not to worry too much about it and that his mom would get over it. Then dad told him to wait a few weeks until it all blows over and he would take him down and buy him the new bike he had been wanting. The kid says in two weeks? Yeah the dad says, is that ok? Kid says yeah, that's about how long I figure it'll take my ass to stop being sore.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I wanted to be used as a sex toy by a hot teacher when I was 17, like we keep hearing about today.

But all my teachers were either skanks or fags, so that didn't work out.

All my teachers were Nuns.

 

[Pogo]

I have just returned from a Cocktail Party and I'm tipsy and frisky the bartender had gorgeous buttocks so I groped him, why not women have a right to grope men if men can grope women then women should be able to grope men, he enjoyed it because he told me so I am not going to get hit with a sexual harrassment thing.

The bartender he obviously is an Alpha Male and not a Beta Cuck Faggot

I am only tipsy because post my two Martini's someone also give me two Negroni's.

The Negroni:

30ml of Tanqueray No. Ten, 30ml of Sweet Vermouth, 30ml of Campari and 1 Dash of Angostura Orange Bitters, shaken not stirred and garnished with an orange twist.

Yeah you wimmins think you can take your liberties with us innocent boyz as if we're some kind of meat market but mark my words --- the day will come when one of us (it won't be me I guarantee) objects, and then all you'll have is...

wait for it...


"The Gropes of Wrath".

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I have just returned from a Cocktail Party and I'm tipsy and frisky the bartender had gorgeous buttocks so I groped him, why not women have a right to grope men if men can grope women then women should be able to grope men, he enjoyed it because he told me so I am not going to get hit with a sexual harrassment thing.

The bartender he obviously is an Alpha Male and not a Beta Cuck Faggot

I am only tipsy because post my two Martini's someone also give me two Negroni's.

The Negroni:

30ml of Tanqueray No. Ten, 30ml of Sweet Vermouth, 30ml of Campari and 1 Dash of Angostura Orange Bitters, shaken not stirred and garnished with an orange twist.

Just sayin...that looks like a man's foot.... yeesh

I dunno, how many men wear shoes like that? Matthew maybe....

This is better...

Stop hijacking my thread

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Stop hijacking my thread

Well...just sayin...it don't take much when there is women body parts in the mix.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Stop hijacking my thread

Well...just sayin...it don't take much when there is women body parts in the mix.

Were you recently groped?

 

[JGalt]

I wanted to be used as a sex toy by a hot teacher when I was 17, like we keep hearing about today.

But all my teachers were either skanks or fags, so that didn't work out.

This kid came home from school and had a note saying he had been suspended from school because he was caught having sex with his English teacher. His mom was furious and told him the get up in his room and wait until his father got home! Dad got home, read the note and went up to confront his son. He told the kid not to worry too much about it and that his mom would get over it. Then dad told him to wait a few weeks until it all blows over and he would take him down and buy him the new bike he had been wanting. The kid says in two weeks? Yeah the dad says, is that ok? Kid says yeah, that's about how long I figure it'll take my ass to stop being sore.

Ouch! That's not how it's supposed to work.

 

[Pogo]

Stop hijacking my thread

Well...just sayin...it don't take much when there is women body parts in the mix.

Were you recently groped?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Stop hijacking my thread

Well...just sayin...it don't take much when there is women body parts in the mix.

Were you recently groped?

I certainly have been...women do it more than men.

 

[MarathonMike]

Social situations sure. But it could be trouble if you're a boss and you grab an office boy's goodies.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Social situations sure. But it could be trouble if you're a boss and you grab an office boy's goodies.

Well..if she is old and ugly and he is gay you have a point. Otherwise, he's gonna like it.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Stop hijacking my thread

Well...just sayin...it don't take much when there is women body parts in the mix.

Were you recently groped?

I certainly have been...women do it more than men.

This is what I mean women or most women are natural gropers.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Social situations sure. But it could be trouble if you're a boss and you grab an office boy's goodies.

Yes never combine working and groping.

 

[Skull Pilot]

An attractive woman can cup my balls any time she wants. I won't scream harassment, I swear.

 

[gtopa1]

This is a rather naughty thread.Pass.

Greg

 

[iamwhatiseem]

This is what I mean women or most women are natural gropers.

Especially after two martinis

 

[Pogo]

Social situations sure. But it could be trouble if you're a boss and you grab an office boy's goodies.

Yes never combine working and groping.

Oosie you must realize that if you ever run for office in future this thread will come up. And your male vote will go up 20%.

 

[francoHFW]

I think you will find most men won’t stop a woman from groping them.

Just as long as they're attractive enough... The going rule... But you have to be able to see the reaction... Also has to be some kind of preparation... LOL

 

[bodecea]

I have just returned from a Cocktail Party and I'm tipsy and frisky the bartender had gorgeous buttocks so I groped him, why not women have a right to grope men if men can grope women then women should be able to grope men, he enjoyed it because he told me so I am not going to get hit with a sexual harrassment thing.

The bartender he obviously is an Alpha Male and not a Beta Cuck Faggot

I am only tipsy because post my two Martini's someone also give me two Negroni's.

The Negroni:

30ml of Tanqueray No. Ten, 30ml of Sweet Vermouth, 30ml of Campari and 1 Dash of Angostura Orange Bitters, shaken not stirred and garnished with an orange twist.

I encourage men to report women who cannot keep their hands to themselves like adults too.

 

[BULLDOG]

I have just returned from a Cocktail Party and I'm tipsy and frisky the bartender had gorgeous buttocks so I groped him, why not women have a right to grope men if men can grope women then women should be able to grope men, he enjoyed it because he told me so I am not going to get hit with a sexual harrassment thing.

The bartender he obviously is an Alpha Male and not a Beta Cuck Faggot

I am only tipsy because post my two Martini's someone also give me two Negroni's.

The Negroni:

30ml of Tanqueray No. Ten, 30ml of Sweet Vermouth, 30ml of Campari and 1 Dash of Angostura Orange Bitters, shaken not stirred and garnished with an orange twist.

I make it a point to never drink anything I can't pronounce and spell after two drinks.