Women have a right to grope

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    I have just returned from a Cocktail Party and I'm tipsy and frisky the bartender had gorgeous buttocks so I groped him, why not women have a right to grope men if men can grope women then women should be able to grope men, he enjoyed it because he told me so I am not going to get hit with a sexual harrassment thing.

    The bartender he obviously is an Alpha Male and not a Beta Cuck Faggot :smoke:

    I am only tipsy because post my two Martini's someone also give me two Negroni's.

    The Negroni:

    30ml of Tanqueray No. Ten, 30ml of Sweet Vermouth, 30ml of Campari and 1 Dash of Angostura Orange Bitters, shaken not stirred and garnished with an orange twist.

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    I want to be groped by a sexy lady!
     
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    I think you will find most men won’t stop a woman from groping them.
     
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    Excellent that is what I want to hear!
     
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    We men will simply grope back.
     
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    That's how it starts.

    It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.
     
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    One time this chick I worked with got me drunk and had sex with me while I was blacked out. I woke up the next day and was like, "Oh my God! I think I was raped. WOOHOO! I was raped!"
     
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    That is the kinkiest damn drinking straw I ever did see.
     
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    Actually you walked in on a Skull and Bones initiation.
     
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    Hmmm.... a cock and a tail party?
     
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