Asclepias
Diamond Member
"I was 15 and he was drunk and cornered me (at the store). Cracked him in the head with a sideways skateboard and he went down. I hauled ass."I hadnt heard the one about the marine. It just gets better and better.I know, right? Just like his story about beating up a Marine keeps changing every time he tells it. He’s a legend in his own mind.Your story gets less believable and changes with every telling.I got jumped by 3 blacks in high school, I got them all back, one by one, by myself. The main one, I beat him half to death. Almost killed him, until I decided not to drown him.
I was 15 and he was drunk and cornered me (at the store). Cracked him in the head with a sideways skateboard and he went down. I hauled ass.
See that ^^^ ?
Your bullshit changes every time you tell the story. Now you hit him with a "skateboard."
Another time it was just a "kick" ...
I knocked him out, 1 kick on his head to the curb, and getting the hell out of there.Another time it was a "punch" and a "kick"...… one time you ran home after …No, I dropped it and beat his ass, because he left me no choice. Actually it was 1 punch and 1 kick to the jaw to make sure.
… another time you rode your bike home …I, as a 15 year old kid, beat the crap out of a Marine, and ran home as fast as I could.
… now do you understand why everyone laughs at you every time you tell one of your bullshit stories?I didn't run home, I hauled ass on a bicycle towing my friend.