Why muslims are happy to kill themselves

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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide Let's see now. . . . .

    No Jesus

    No Christmas

    No television

    No cheerleaders

    No baseball

    No football

    No hockey

    No golf

    No tailgate parties

    No Wal-Mart

    No Home Depot

    No pork BBQ

    No hot dogs

    No burgers

    No chocolate chip cookies

    No lobster

    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

    No gumbo

    No jambalaya

    No Beer

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

    More than one wife.

    You can't shave.

    Your wives can't shave.

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

    Your bride is picked by someone else.

    She smells just like your donkey.

    But your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?
     
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    My god.. I was actually going to type "No showers", and went back and reread, seeing that it IS actually in there.
     
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    Maybe they should all turn Japanese. ;)

    Turning Japanese - Vapors

    ...
    I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
    so
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
    I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
    so
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

    No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
    No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
    Everyone around me is a total stranger
    Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
    Everyone


    ...
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
    (think so think so think so)
    Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
     
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    Is it "No Use For A Name" ?
     

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