I got this off GOPFUN.com

Discussion in 'Humor' started by fuzzykitten99, Jul 6, 2004.

  1. fuzzykitten99

    fuzzykitten99 Senior Member

    Apr 23, 2004
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    You'll have to check the Marauder's Map...
    "This is just too funny.... Now we know.
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets see now...

    No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, and No tailgate parties. No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you it all gets better when you die."

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