Madonna Demonstrates New Kabbalah "Stress-Relieving" Exercise

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    If my wife could do that she'd leave me for herself.
     
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    Would she then be a uni-lesbi-sexual?
     
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    I guess it'd be Masturbasexual.
     
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    Homoselferoticist? ;)

    On the bright side, it looks like she can give herself her own Gyn exams.

    Madonna has long been a freak, now she is also freakish looking. Have you seen her face lately?

    Maybe she made a pact with the Devil for her career. It's at least explains the world's endless fascination with her low class, micro-talented self.
     
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    I guess that sly, subtle flirtation doesn't serve Madonna as well as in past days, so...
     

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