Muslims

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Sandy73, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Sandy73
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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
    > > commit
    > > > suicide.
    > > >
    > > > Let's see now:
    > > >
    > > > No beer,
    > > > No Jesus,
    > > > No Walmart,
    > > > No television,
    > > > No cheerleaders,
    > > > No baseball,
    > > > No football,
    > > > No basketball,
    > > > No hockey,
    > > > No golf,
    > > > No tailgate parties,
    > > > No Home Depot,
    > > > No pork BBQ,
    > > > No hot dogs,
    > > > No burgers,
    > > > No lobster,
    > > > No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
    > > > No gumbo,
    > > > No jambalaya.
    > > >
    > > > More than one wife. (Aaaaargh!)
    > > > Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    > > >
    > > > Constant wailing from the guy next-door,
    > > > because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    > > >
    > > > Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    > > >
    > > > No chocolate chip cookies.
    > > > No, Christmas.
    > > > You can't shave.
    > > > Our wives can't shave.
    > > >
    > > > You can't shower to wash off the smell
    > > > of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    > > >
    > > > The women have to wear baggy dresses
    > > > and veils at all times.
    > > >
    > > > Your bride is picked by someone else.
    > > > She smells just like your donkey.
    > > >
    > > > Then they tell you that when you die it all
    > > > gets better!
    > > >
    > > > I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
     
  2. janeeng
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    hahahahah! you think????
     
  3. 5.10 leader
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    Careful James, there are several items on that list that could persuade me, and I'm sure others, that perhaps being a Muslim isn't so bad.

    To start

    No Walmart,
    > > > No television,
    > > > No cheerleaders,
    > > > No baseball,
    > > > No football,
    > > > No basketball,
    > > > No hockey,
    > > > No golf,
    > > > No .........


    :ali:
     
  4. Jeff
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    Hell I think they just woke up & looked in the mirror. If I woke up looking like that, suicide would come to mind.


    Jeff:D
     

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