When Did You Lose Your Virginity?

[Muhammed]

and what do you consider losing your virginity?

It's only a poll ! Lighten up!

12

The prettiest girl in the whole school.

Then less than a month later my 6th grade teacher. FUCK YEAH!!!!

We were hunting silkworms.

 

[Muhammed]

Two votes for 12 and under???

We were latchkey kids.

 

[Muhammed]

I've always found the description of this experience as “losing one's virginity”, along with nearly all other euphemisms for the similar act, to be very far short of an appropriate description of the actual experience.

But however one chooses to describe it, for me, it happened a few hours after this picture was taken, on 13 April 1995. I was 32 years old, at the time, and she was 25. Earlier this year, we observed our twentieth anniversary.

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This is a relationship that has seemed miraculous in many ways.

We “met” on a FideNet forum. It helps to understand that back then, before the rise of the Internet, computer-based socializing was almost exclusively the realm of stereotypical, socially-awkward, desperately-lonely male nerds, of which I was probably one of the more extreme examples. If you understand this, then you can understand that it would create something of a stir if a user showed up in any such forum, identified as female, and expressed dissatisfaction with the dating/romantic prospects in her geographical area.

The first miracle was that in the feeding frenzy that ensued, it was I who succeeded at attracting this woman's attention, and convincing her to consider me as a romantic prospect. After several weeks of online and telephone conversation, she boarded a Greyhound bus to make the trip from Reedsport, Oregon, to Santa Barbara, California, to meet me in person. Four days later, we were engaged, and a year after that, we were married.

At about the time it was becoming clear the direction in which this relationship was headed, we were eating in a small Chinese restaurant across the street from the Mormon Temple in Los Angeles, and I got this out of a fortune cookie.

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I wrote the date on the back of it, and had it laminated.

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A year and a day later, we were married in the Mormon Temple, across the street from where we got this fortune cookie.


Each of us has an assortment of psychological/emotional issues with which the other seems ill-equipped to deal. Rationally, I'd have to say that someone like me, and someone like her, would not be likely to make a very good or very stable pairing. Yet, somehow, we've made it work. In the twenty years that we've been married, I've known other people, that I would have expected to be much more stable than either of us, who have been married and divorced repeatedly.

Awwwwww!!!!!

Isn't there a forum rule against being cuter than a kitten?

 

[Muhammed]

My best friend was maybe 26 or 28 the first time he got laid. And he ripped open the knee of his pants on a pallet staple.

His "first love" came running into my house laughing and screaming at the top of her lungs that she got his cherry. And she wasn't lying. The next day he told me all about it.

 

[ChrisL]

Two votes for 12 and under???

We were latchkey kids.

So was I.

 

[ChrisL]

and what do you consider losing your virginity?

It's only a poll ! Lighten up!

12

The prettiest girl in the whole school.

Then less than a month later my 6th grade teacher. FUCK YEAH!!!!

We were hunting silkworms.

and what do you consider losing your virginity?

It's only a poll ! Lighten up!

12

The prettiest girl in the whole school.

Then less than a month later my 6th grade teacher. FUCK YEAH!!!!

We were hunting silkworms.

No wonder why you're all fucked up.

 

[Buzz Jenkins]

I lost my virginity on the second day of my life, when I was circumcised. The doctor twiddled with my diddle. Now I get hard every time I see a pair of scissors!

 

[ChrisL]

When I was 12, I was much more interested in cheerleading and dance and my friends than I was in having sex. I was still innocent.

 

[ChrisL]

and what do you consider losing your virginity?

It's only a poll ! Lighten up!

I wonder why a good Christian woman would want to start such a conversation? Hmm.

 

[rightwinger]

When did I lose my virginity?

As I remember, it was late December back in 63, what a very special time for, I remember what a night.
You know I didn't even know her name, but I would never, ever, be the same. I remember what a night

 

[Wyatt earp]

The first Damn time I did Bonz i hit high score on the pin ball machine...

16 years old and twin boys.