What's your three wishes?

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    OK. Here's the deal. You are walking down the beach and you find an old bottle. You pick it up and give it a rub to better see it and immediately upon doing so, there's a loud thunderous boom, a flash of lightening, and low and behold, standing right in front of you is Harold, the Genie. He is thankful that you freed him from the bottle and has granted you three wishes. What would your three wishes be?

    My three wishes would be:
    (1) No matter what it is I wanted to buy, I would always have the exact amount of money for it in my pocket.

    (2) Complete peace and harmony throughout the entire world. I'm tired of all the bitching and moaning from the various countries.

    (3) Perfect health for myself and my wife.

    That's my three wishes. What would yours be?
     
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    1. A bottomless bank account.

    2. To have my 20 year old body back.

    3. Three more wishes.
     
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    A black bloke was looking around the market when he saw a copper watering can. He thinks if I polish this dirty can I can sell it for several times more than I paid for. He haggles and gets a very good buy. Takes it back to his pad and starts to polish the can with brasso. A puff of smoke comes out followed by a Genie. The Genie says 'I can grant you three wishes but be careful, they are very strong ones.' The black guy says 'I want to be white.' In a flash he is white. He says, 'Man I never want to work again;' flash and he is black. 'Hey man get it right this time listen, I want to be white and surrounded by pussy;' Genie turned him into a Tampon.
     
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    Would that include taxes?
     
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    1. The Exclusionary Rule as a legal principle will be expunged. All evidence is to be used in determining guilt. A commission will then determine any punishment for law officers who infracted the prisoners’ rights in obtaining same.

    2. The number eleven will now be referred to as ‘onety- one’.

    3. Having gotten out of hand, the size of popcorn containers in movie theatres will be strictly regulated.
     
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    :rofl: That is very funny, PC! Numbers 2 and 3.




    Number 1............?

    :eusa_eh: You're against the 4th amendment?

    http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Exclusionary+Rule
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I'd rep you again if I could PC. Too funny.
     
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    1. I wish I were 3-4 inches taller. This would be a 'sometimes' wish because I only wish it when I can't reach something and need to get a stool to stand on.

    2. I wish they could determine the reason why my mom has lost 25 lbs over the past two years or so and looks like hanging flesh on a skeleton. Oh and while they're at it, find a cure for rheumatoid arthritis.

    3. I wish my house was just a wee bit bigger surrounded by lots and lots and lots of land and I had endless access to whatever supplies were necessary so I could adopt lots and lots and lots of dogs and cats from the spca to give them a home. Seriously.
     
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    Rain would only come during work hours.
    The wind would always be behind you.
    The wife's only words were yes, yes, yea.
     

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