What... They broke the chalice from the palace? OMG!

[syrenn]

Alright this is OLD but funny! It reminds me of here at the USBM! (also politics in general!)






[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS75NtlH3gI]YouTube - The Court Jester - The Pellet With The Poison[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

Ranks up there with this one

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng&feature=related]YouTube - Who's On First?[/ame]

 

[syrenn]

OMG! i love that one too!

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI]YouTube - The Front Fell Off[/ame]

 

[syrenn]

ROTFLMFAO! you need to post that one in some of the oil spill threads.

Good one!

 

[syrenn]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wp3m1vg06Q]YouTube - Lucy, Lucy, Lucy[/ame]

 

[Baruch Menachem]

The reason I quit hebrew after one term

Ala "Who's On First"...

ABBOTT & COSTELLO LEARN HEBREW
by Rabbi Jack Moline
ABBOTT: I see you're here for your Hebrew lesson.
COSTELLO: I'm ready to learn.
A: Now, the first thing you must understand is that Hebrew and English have many words which sound alike, but they do not mean the same thing.
C: Sure, I understand.
A: Now, don't be too quick to say that.
C: How stupid do you think I am - don't answer that. It's simple - some words in Hebrew sound like words in English, but they don't mean the same.
A: Precisely.
C: We have that word in English, too. What does it mean in Hebrew?
A: No, no. Precisely is an English word.
C: I didn't come here to learn English, I came to learn Hebrew. So make with the Hebrew.
A: Fine. Let's start with mee.
C: You.
A: No, mee.
C: Fine, we'll start with you.
A: No, we'll start with mee.
C: Okay, have it your way.
A: Now, mee is who.
C: You is Abbott.
A: No, no, no. Mee is who.
C: You is Abbott.
A: You don't understand.
C: I don't understand? Did you just say me is who?
A: Yes I did. Mee is who.
C: You is Abbott.
A: No, you misunderstand what I am saying. Tell me about mee.
C: Well, you're a nice enough guy.
A: No, no. Tell me about mee!
C: Who?
A: Precisely.
C: Precisely what?
A: Precisely who.
C: It's precisely whom!
A: No, mee is who.
C: Don't start that again - go on to something else.
A: All right. Hu is he.
C: Who is he?
A: Yes.
C: I don't know. Who is he?
A: Sure you do. You just said it.
C: I just said what?
A: Hu is he.
C: Who is he?
A: Precisely.
C: Again with the precisely! Precisely who?
A: No, precisely he.
C: Precisely he? Who is he?
A: Precisely!
C: And what about me?
A: Who.
C : me, me, me!
A : Who, who, who!
C : What are you, an owl? Me! Who is me?
A : No, hu is he!
C: I don't know, maybe he is me!
A: No, hee is she!
C: (STARE AT ABBOTT) Do his parents know about this?
A: About what?
C: About her!
A: What about her?
C: That she is he!
A: No, you've got it wrong - hee is she!
C:' Then who is he?
A: Precisely!
C: Who?
A: He!
C: Me?
A: Who!
C: He?
A; She!
C: Who is she?
A: No, hu is he.
C: I don't care who is he, I want to know who is she?
A: No, that's not right.
C: How can it not be right? I said it. I was standing here when I said it, and I know me.
A: Who.
C: Who?
A: Precisely!
C: Me! Me is that he you are talking about! He is me!
A: No, hee is she!
C: Wait a Minute, wait a minute! I'm trying to learn a little Hebrew, and now I can't even speak English. Let me review.
A: Go ahead.
C: Now first You want to know me is who.
A: Correct.
C: And then you say who is he.
A: Absolutely.
C: And then you tell me he is she.
A & C: Precisely!
C : Now look at this logically. If me is who, and who is he, and he is she, don't it stand to reason that me is she?
A: Who?
C: She!
A: That is he!
C: Who is he?
A & C: Precisely!
C: I have just about had it. You have me confused I want to go home. You know what I want? Ma!
A: What.
C I said Ma.
A: What.
Q: What are you, deaf? I want Ma!
A: What!
C: Not what, who!
A: He!
C: Not he! Ma is not he!
A: Of course not! Hu is he!
C I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care who is he, he is she, me is who, ma is what. I just want to go home now and play with my dog.
A: Fish.
C Fish?
A: Dag is fish.
C: That's all, I'm outa here.

Go back

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pXggZIr6I&feature=related]YouTube - Nichols & May classic "Mother and Son" skit[/ame]

 

[syrenn]

LOL...great one ^^^

 

[syrenn]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECODePT6VHM]YouTube - the cocoanuts. marx brothers. why a duck[/ame]

 

[hjmick]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD1MW-nyhxg]YouTube - bob newhart air traffic controller.avi[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1g3ENYxg9k]YouTube - Bob Newhart-Stop It!![/ame]

 

[syrenn]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHLlGtOZbg&feature=related]YouTube - Three Stooges Curly Kills the Clam Soup[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU]YouTube - Copper Clappers[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npbW4RzcsRA]YouTube - Marx Brothers: "Duck Soup": War Strategy[/ame]

 

[syrenn]

 

[syrenn]

not old but still funny!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM]YouTube - The Seven Words[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc]YouTube - Woody Allen - Take the money and run - Bank robbery[/ame][ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFb7ExHlvLY&feature=related"][/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcLQRXW6B0]YouTube - Monty Python Holy Grail Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

This is a great one, I think. Be patient. the dialogue begins at :53, after the entirely unrelated pics of Allan Bloom, who praised this piece in The Closing of the American Mind.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4HgtQ7o1E&feature=related]YouTube - ''Having a relationship'' one of Bloom's favorite skits, Part 1[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfLj0EusHnM&feature=more_related]YouTube - ''Having a relationship'' one of Bloom's favorite skits, Part 2[/ame]