what languages do you speak?

[Zebra]

A German and a Brit happen to meet not long after the war.

German: "I don't understand. Ve prayed to God for victory but vere defeated."
Brit: "Oh my, God doesn't understand German."

any god worthy of the name understands German

 

[Woodznutz]

any god worthy of the name understands German

Maybe God did understand the prayer of the Germans.

 

[Zebra]

French?

 

[Meathead]

Englis, French, German, some Portuguese and Street Eaze...

This is because of your extensive travel between OK, AR and MI?

 

[Meathead]

English and Greek fluent.
Czech
Spanish of which I have forgotten much. Still, I understand most.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Proper English.

Some French.

To wind the girlfriend up, I pronounce some words in American Butchered English.