*No matter how hard you try you can't baptise cats. *When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. *If your sister hits you don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. *Never ask your 3 yr. old brother to hold a tomato. *You can't trust dogs to watch your food. *Reading what people write on desks can teach you alot. *Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. *Puppies still have bad breath, even after a tic tac. *Never hold a dust buster & a cat at the same time. *School lunches stick to the wall. *You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.