What children have learned

Joz

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*No matter how hard you try you can't baptise cats.
*When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
*If your sister hits you don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
*Never ask your 3 yr. old brother to hold a tomato.
*You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
*Reading what people write on desks can teach you alot.
*Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
*Puppies still have bad breath, even after a tic tac.
*Never hold a dust buster & a cat at the same time.
*School lunches stick to the wall.
*You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
 

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