What children have learned

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    *No matter how hard you try you can't baptise cats.
    *When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    *If your sister hits you don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
    *Never ask your 3 yr. old brother to hold a tomato.
    *You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    *Reading what people write on desks can teach you alot.
    *Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    *Puppies still have bad breath, even after a tic tac.
    *Never hold a dust buster & a cat at the same time.
    *School lunches stick to the wall.
    *You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
     
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    Those are great! :teeth:
     
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