Thursday morning funny

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  1. Sandy73
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    I can see me doing a few of these ! :teeth:


    20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
    > >
    > > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
    > > point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    > > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
    > > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want
    > > Fries with That.
    > > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    > > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has
    > > gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    > > 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
    > > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
    > > Prophecy."
    > > 8. Don't use any punctuation
    > > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    > > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
    > > Answer.
    > > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
    > > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
    > > 13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
    > > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
    > > Sounds All Day.
    > > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
    > > Party Because You're not in the Mood.
    > > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name,
    > > Rock Hard.
    > > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
    > > 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot,
    > > Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    > > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are
    > > Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
    > > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
    > > 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
     
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    I especially liked asking about 'fries with that'! Hope it works with my kids-at home and school! :D

    Thanks for the smiles!
     

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