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[JOKER96BRAVO]

WARNING: Consumption of this product forfeits any and all rights to unplanned, careless, wild and crazy sex. The makers of this wedding cake are not responsible for the quality of sex you go home with after consuming this product.

 

[KarlMarx]

Warning: Waiter/Waitress will ask you how your meal is while your mouth is full.

Warning: This man turns into a sports obsessed couch potato for 9 months out of the year.

Warning: Sharing charge cards with this person may be hazardous to your credit rating

Warning: The actual appearance of people seen through this beer bottle are far less appealing than they seem.

Warning: Contents of person's head is extremely hot

Warning: One sided conversation ahead!

Warning: Women of child bearing age should not have intercourse with this person