Warning labels you'd like to see

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    Wouldn't it be nice if things in life came with warning labels? How many times could a broken heart or dead end job been avoided if only they had a warning label!

    Here's your chance to come up with a warning label for something or someone!

    I'll start with a few! Feel free to come up with your own! :)

    "WARNING! Watching this TV show is a complete waste of time! Go outside and play with your kids!"

    "WARNING! Dating this person will result in excessive guilt trips, temper tantrums and unreasonable demands!"

    "WARNING! Working for this company will result in long hours with little or no recognition, no promotion and lousy pay increases!"
     
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    Warning:
    This person is about to approach you to ask about your cell phone provider.

    Warning:
    This person is nothing like their resume said, and has no work ethics.
     
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