One day, God was walking through the Garden of Eden when he came across Adam sitting on a log and looking bummed.
"What's wrong?" God asked with concern.
"Oh, nothing..." Adam replied with a sigh.
"Come on, Adam", God replied. "I know you too well... What is bothering you?"
"It's the woman you gave me, God!" he suddenly blurted out.
"What's wrong with her?" God asked, "I thought you liked her".
"Oh, I do" said Adam. "You made her soft and curvy and pretty and she smells so nice!"
"Well, I made her that way so you'd like her, Adam. What's the problem?"
"God, you took such great care to make her so I'd like her... What'd have to go and make her so stupid for?!?"
"Adam", God said with a laugh... "I had to do something so she'd like you..."
"What's wrong?" God asked with concern.
"Oh, nothing..." Adam replied with a sigh.
"Come on, Adam", God replied. "I know you too well... What is bothering you?"
"It's the woman you gave me, God!" he suddenly blurted out.
"What's wrong with her?" God asked, "I thought you liked her".
"Oh, I do" said Adam. "You made her soft and curvy and pretty and she smells so nice!"
"Well, I made her that way so you'd like her, Adam. What's the problem?"
"God, you took such great care to make her so I'd like her... What'd have to go and make her so stupid for?!?"
"Adam", God said with a laugh... "I had to do something so she'd like you..."
