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[DamnYankee]

see what I mean ?

Now there's a Mayberry I'd be willin' to move to!

 

[dilloduck]

see what I mean ?

Now there's a Mayberry I'd be willin' to move to!

The decadence has hit everywhere

 

[strollingbones]

i would want to be earnest t bass.....


and the oject of my affections.....i could never say....


i just love her crooked little smile

 

[strollingbones]

plus i get to throw rocks and break widows.....hell yea i am there

 

[dilloduck]

i would want to be earnest t bass.....


and the oject of my affections.....i could never say....


i just love her crooked little smile

Ernenst t Bass rocks !!

 

[dilloduck]

i would want to be earnest t bass.....


and the oject of my affections.....i could never say....


i just love her crooked little smile

Ernenst t Bass rocks !!


It'e me It'e me It's ernest T

 

[DamnYankee]

i would want to be earnest t bass.....


and the oject of my affections.....i could never say....


i just love her crooked little smile

Ernenst t Bass rocks !!


It'e me It'e me It's ernest T

Did she say "her" crooked smile? LOL

 

[007]

WHAT?? They even buried here ???

emmett tried to fix her, and it just didn't work out.

well maybe there's a real business opportunity for Floyd behind the barber shop

Don't fret none pard, I've got plans in the works to open another one... bigger... better... we have the technology...

 

[dilloduck]

emmett tried to fix her, and it just didn't work out.

well maybe there's a real business opportunity for Floyd behind the barber shop

Don't fret none pard, I've got plans in the works to open another one... bigger... better... we have the technology...

well we gotta outdo Mount Pilot or we'll go broke

 

[007]

well maybe there's a real business opportunity for Floyd behind the barber shop

Don't fret none pard, I've got plans in the works to open another one... bigger... better... we have the technology...

well we gotta outdo Mount Pilot or we'll go broke

Don't worry... got it all figured out... it'll be a ranch style place, so there won't be any fuckin' overhead.

 

[007]

This was the best looking Charlies Angel...

 

[DamnYankee]

Don't fret none pard, I've got plans in the works to open another one... bigger... better... we have the technology...

well we gotta outdo Mount Pilot or we'll go broke

Don't worry... got it all figured out... it'll be a ranch style place, so there won't be any fuckin' overhead.

Hookers don't have no fuckin' overhead, big boy....

 

[007]

well we gotta outdo Mount Pilot or we'll go broke

Don't worry... got it all figured out... it'll be a ranch style place, so there won't be any fuckin' overhead.

Hookers don't have no fuckin' overhead, big boy....

You didn't get the joke did you...

 

[editec]

Perhaps.

But I'd offer that koolaide in various flavors to keep my customers satisfied.


I'd offer religious koolaide, racist koolaide, anit liberal koolaide, anticonservative koolaide, anti gun and progun koolaide, anti and pro abortion koolaides and so forth.

And for those rare customers whose tastes leaned toward the harsh flavor of reality, I'd even offer a special concoction of especially hard truth, too.

Not many actually have a taste for that stuff because it's often bitter and very hard to keep down without getting sick from it, but the occassional paladin philosopher might wander into town so I'd keep a flask of it on the top shelf, just in case.

Do you carry Existent? Top with Nihil.

I keep a special reserve bottle of "Kafka Novel without the clues" from those who I think are strong enough to take it.

Beware though!

Even taken in modest amounts it can strip away your ability to rationalize away your delusions, your excuses, all those lovely stories we must tell ourselves in order to get out of bed and face still another day of being who we are.

Very few of us really want to know how close we really are to being cockroaches.

 

[JBeukema]

I thought it was a bedbug?

 

[DamnYankee]

Don't worry... got it all figured out... it'll be a ranch style place, so there won't be any fuckin' overhead.

Hookers don't have no fuckin' overhead, big boy....

You didn't get the joke did you...

They really don't need a house to ride a horse, do they?

 

[Xenophon]

Of course Annie is Thelma Lou, and xenophon is Howard Sprague.

I get to wear bow ties and live with my mommie.

Sweet.

 

[DamnYankee]

Of course Annie is Thelma Lou, and xenophon is Howard Sprague.

I get to wear bow ties and live with my mommie.

Sweet.

Just back it up a few frames, and you'll learn how to stand up to mommie reallll quick!

 

[Xenophon]

Howard Sprague never messes with his mom!

 

[DamnYankee]

Howard Sprague never messes with his mom!

I don't think he had this crowd helpin' him out!