USMB Beauty Contest

[froggy]

I don't know this years pageant money is pretty tight.

 

[Sarah G]

I don't know this years pageant money is pretty tight.

It looks like you have some decisions to make then..

 

[froggy]

I don't know this years pageant money is pretty tight.

It looks like you have some decisions to make then..

I'll have to get back to you on that.

 

[goldcatt]

I don't know this years pageant money is pretty tight.

It looks like you have some decisions to make then..

I'll have to get back to you on that.

That's what they always say.

 

[froggy]

It looks like you have some decisions to make then..

I'll have to get back to you on that.

That's what they always say.

Its in the rule book on page , where did i put that book.

 

[SFC Ollie]

I am too drunk to attempt to understand what is going on this thread, but I still have enough life in me to praise the glory that is woman.

Do you know I was born from one?

Really, I was.

I kinda like them.

JW sometimes we have to wonder about that, Not that you like them but that you were born.


(the devil made me say that)

 

[PixieStix]

I like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. my likely questions to be answered are.

What's your measurements? cool, glass of water

Do you require makeup to look good? It depends on the lighting and the occasion

How often do you need sex? Never

Do men generally give you the second look. or more? More generally unless there is another woman in the room

What's more important to you, your children or a man? My child

So there

 

[Dr.House]

I saw California Girl's profile pic before she took it down and have to say she's a cutie...

 

[Sarah G]

I like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. my likely questions to be answered are.

What's your measurements? cool, glass of water

Do you require makeup to look good? It depends on the lighting and the occasion

How often do you need sex? Never

Do men generally give you the second look. or more? More generally unless there is another woman in the room

What's more important to you, your children or a man? My child

So there

I nominate yours to win. Good answers.

 

[SFC Ollie]

I saw California Girl's profile pic before she took it down and have to say she's a cutie...

Most women actually are. In some way or another.

Unless they happen to be my first wife... You all have met her brother

 

[Dr.House]

I saw California Girl's profile pic before she took it down and have to say she's a cutie...

Most women actually are. In some way or another.

Unless they happen to be my first wife... You all have met her brother

Dude... The people of Wal*Mart disproves that theory...

 

[PixieStix]

let's go with the op ... 5 questions ....

1. Who do you think is the hottest guy on usmb? i do not know, i have not seen all of them. I do love some of the minds though

2. Which guy on usmb would you most want to meet? i take the 5th on the grounds that someone may get hurt feelings

3. Can you cook, if you were to meet this guy? i can always cook

4. How good do you look in a man's dress shirt? someone told me once i would look good in a gunny sack

5. Would you really want to go out with someone named froggy? is that his real name and is he really a frog looking to be kissed by a princess? Some women really dig that stuff

 

[SFC Ollie]

I saw California Girl's profile pic before she took it down and have to say she's a cutie...

Most women actually are. In some way or another.

Unless they happen to be my first wife... You all have met her brother

Dude... The people of Wal*Mart disproves that theory...

Those are people?

 

[xotoxi]

I saw California Girl's profile pic before she took it down and have to say she's a cutie...

Most women actually are. In some way or another.

Unless they happen to be my first wife... You all have met her brother

Is her brother PubelessInfinitum?

 

[goldcatt]

Most women actually are. In some way or another.

Unless they happen to be my first wife... You all have met her brother

Dude... The people of Wal*Mart disproves that theory...

Those are people?

Scary, isn't it?

 

[maineman]

I have seen actual photos of Care4all and she is definitely a hottie.

 

[xotoxi]

I have seen actual photos of Care4all and she is definitely a hottie.

Ooo!

 

[froggy]

I have seen actual photos of Care4all and she is definitely a hottie.

Ooo!

Oh did i mention, picture required.

 

[goldcatt]

I have seen actual photos of Care4all and she is definitely a hottie.

Ooo!

Oh did i mention, picture required.

How many pages are in that missing rule book anyway?

 

[froggy]

Ooo!

Oh did i mention, picture required.

How many pages are in that missing rule book anyway?

I can't tell you till i find it.