USMB Beauty Contest

[Big Black Dog]

I've got 5 questions that might work well here:

(1) Do you think men should commit to anything other than breakfast in the early days of a relationship?

(2) If you have lost your virginity, do you still have the shipping container it came packed inside of?

(3) Do you look good with nothing on but a smile?

(4) Can you keep a secret? Are you discrete? Do you have a short memory? (Answering yes to all three of these may make you the instant winner.)

(5) Besides Count Dracula, who do you think is better qualified to be a judge in this contest?

 

[Care4all]

1 what is your favorite book or movie, please explain why?

2 what general qualities do you like about the male gender?

3 what general qualities do you like about the female gender?

4 is the glass half full or is the glass half empty?

5 Do you like yourself, are you confident in your own body and state of mind?

 

[Ringel05]

1 what is your favorite book or movie, please explain why?

2 what general qualities do you like about the male gender?

3 what general qualities do you like about the female gender?

4 is the glass half full or is the glass half empty?

5 Do you like yourself, are you confident in your own body and state of mind?

1. Deep throat. Sex.
2. The ability to have sex.
3. Ditto number 2.
4. Depends on level on intoxication.
5. If you are then I am. *wink, wink*.
Disclaimer: The owner of the fingers typing this response assumes no responsibility for any content whatsoever.

 

[Ravi]

Let's go with the OP ... 5 questions ....

1. Who do you think is the hottest guy on USMB? GUNNY!

2. Which guy on USMB would you most want to meet? GUNNY!

3. Can you cook, if you were to meet this guy? SIR, YES SIR!

4. How good do you look in a man's dress shirt? DIVINE!

5. Would you REALLY want to go out with someone named Froggy? SIR, NO SIR!

 

[froggy]

So no one feels left out answer one from each poster.

 

[froggy]

Or could it be these ga, i mean women haven't the nerve to compete.

 

[Phoenix]

Ringel's: 5. Does anyone here know of someone in witness protection, the author of these questions is wondering...........

Yes. But if I tell you, I have to kill you.


Gunny's: 4. How good do you look in a man's dress shirt?

Depends on the man.


Xotoxi's: 2. Why would you like to make me a sammich?

Because I'm a nurturer. You obviously need to be fed.


Count Dracula's: (1) Do you think men should commit to anything other than breakfast in the early days of a relationship?

Again, depends on the man.


Care's: 2 what general qualities do you like about the male gender?


They can usually lift heavier stuff than me and are thusly extremely important. And they're lots of fun. Sometimes. Depending on the man.

 

[Gunny]

 

[Phoenix]

Yes?

Did you have a question, young man?

 

[Ravi]

Or could it be these ga, i mean women haven't the nerve to compete.

You don't have much luck with the gals, do you.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. my likely questions to be answered are.

What's your measurements?

Do you require makeup to look good?

How often do you need sex?

Do men generally give you the second look. or more?

What's more important to you, your children or a man?

 

[Phoenix]

i like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. My likely questions to be answered are.

what's your measurements? do women really answer that one?

do you require makeup to look good? why would I?

how often do you need sex? again, they really answer that? And you really ask?

do men generally give you the second look. Or more? dunno. Only the guy I'm with matters.

what's more important to you, your children or a man? children would have to come first and a man who can't handle that won't pass first inspection.

 

[Lumpy 1]

i like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. My likely questions to be answered are.

what's your measurements? do women really answer that one?

do you require makeup to look good? why would I?

how often do you need sex? again, they really answer that? And you really ask?

do men generally give you the second look. Or more? dunno. Only the guy I'm with matters.

what's more important to you, your children or a man? children would have to come first and a man that can't handle that won't pass first inspection.

Well... it is a beauty contest..

In regards to sex and the needing part it's fair to pass on that one but you are passing on bonus points and intrigue.

Now.. throw in the measurement figures and from my limited exposure, you would be the front runner..

 

[froggy]

1. What has been the most significant accomplishment in your life? Why?

2. At what point does a girl become a woman?



4. Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker? Why?

5. Who do you feel is the most popular person in the world (the United States, your state, your community, etc.)? Why?


Here you go, let the best one win.

 

[L.K.Eder]

a gull once almost totally shat on me.

 

[goldcatt]

Foreign investments, froggy? Really? Next you'll be asking beauty contestants about gay marriage or soimething.

 

[Sarah G]

I'm not playin.

None of this is organized and the questions aren't interesting..

 

[froggy]

Foreign investments, froggy? Really? Next you'll be asking beauty contestants about gay marriage or soimething.

ok forget that one.

 

[goldcatt]

I'll play, but only if the pageant pays for my avatar's breast implants.

 

[Sarah G]

I'll play, but only if the pageant pays for my avatar's breast implants.

Hey, I didn't know they'd pay for implants..