TWO THINGS: The National Honor Society was inducing new high school students the other day. There was an article in the paper and everything. They induced five new members. There's this radio station in Boston that just started playing alien music. WGIH. Why are they doing it? Do you think it's of their own free will? Really? I really wish all the all your base stuff would end. But some say ther's something in it. You can gloat all you want. But this was predicted years ago when the video first came out. All you rbase. Base, base. And somebody setting up a bomb. Hiroshima! And you're still skeptical, I presume? Boom! My uncle has talked about how he's seen them before. They're real. And they'll getcha if you're not careful. Some say they're harmless. I say that's bull-loney. Yeah, you bet it's bulloney. Aliens, or UFOs (to use the politically correct term) are real. I rest my case.