Trump Trolls Kim Jong Un, Says His Nuke Button is Bigger

Our President once again demonstrates why he is not suited to have control of our nuclear weapons
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Ah, yes. Hypocrisy. I know what you mean.


Generally, the President gets the credit for low Unemployment, low Gas Prices and thriving Stock Markets. That goes for both Republican and Democrat Presidents. Do they actually have much to do with it? No, they don't.

Six months later:

MORE TRUMP WINNING: + 222,000 Jobs In June...
 
Trump was the always the boy in school looking over at the other's while pissing and singing, "My dick is bigger than your dick my dick is bigger's than yours and my dicks bigger cause I eat kennel ration oh, my dick is bigger than yours.

And there is nothing homoerotic about this STAFF photo, either. And notice the "O" thing with his tiny fingers was evident even back then.



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Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.
the problem to me is that he wants to use them to show the world he's tough. the need to be seen as tough is something he and trump share unfortunately.

i don't think anyone wants a war, nuclear or otherwise. but if one crazy dude is not only building nukes, but bragging who he can and will hit with them, you need to take it seriously. hell i can't say "bomb" in a plane cause of the repercussions yet he can threaten people all the time w/o anyone really caring enough *to do something* to stop him.
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.



He has a couple of new nuclear bombs no way to deliver them , got to kill them, before he has to the technology to send one on a missile to Los Angeles ..



Diplomacy got us in the mess, we warned you bill Clinton's NK deal was a failure just like we warned you Obamas Iran nuke deal would be a failure.
 
Let's check in on Twitter reactions -

Clearly The Orange Man-Child needs to be stopped from making any nuke decisions on his own

Stephen Colbert

✔@StephenAtHome


Please don’t make me picture your “Button.”
...also don’t start a nuclear war, you “Buttonhead.” https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

8:49 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Chuck Wendig

✔@ChuckWendig


JESUS CHRIST ON A CROISSANT THIS IS NOT PRO WRESTLING YOU DISEASED FUCKING TESTICLE

THIS IS NUCLEAR WAR AND WINTER YOU ARE JOKING ABOUT

AHHHHHHH

Scott Aukerman

✔@ScottAukerman


Most years are 365 days; some are 366. This one’ll be about four, probably? It’s been a good run! https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:02 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Laurence Tribe

✔@tribelaw


Having a president like Trump who brags “Mine is bigger than yours” to overcome an apparent fear of impotence and emasculation would be merely pathetic if it didn’t risk nuclear war. Hate to say it, but @realDonaldTrump is a danger to civilization. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

5:59 PM - Jan 2, 2018
Sara Rue

✔@SARARUEFORREAL


I've read Un's New Years statement... I think it's official, our leader is the more unstable one. In Un's New Year's statement there was a sliver of hope for talks. A tiny olive branch was hidden deep within his rhetoric and Trump just shit all over it. #Impeach https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:33 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Kenneth Roth

✔@KenRoth


Small hands. Big button. Fragile ego. Big danger. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

21:35 - 2 Jan 2018

Rep. Eric Swalwell

✔@RepSwalwell


If you love our country, help me put this lunacy in check. Tell @realDonaldTrump this is not normal behavior. Any @HouseGOP members want to make sure Congress has some say before he pushes that button? https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:01 PM - Jan 2, 2018

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I am going to love it when the nukes fly just to watch the left cry .
Wow, thank you for letting us know just how deplorable you are
Let's check in on Twitter reactions -

Clearly The Orange Man-Child needs to be stopped from making any nuke decisions on his own

Stephen Colbert

✔@StephenAtHome


Please don’t make me picture your “Button.”
...also don’t start a nuclear war, you “Buttonhead.” https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

8:49 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Chuck Wendig

✔@ChuckWendig


JESUS CHRIST ON A CROISSANT THIS IS NOT PRO WRESTLING YOU DISEASED FUCKING TESTICLE

THIS IS NUCLEAR WAR AND WINTER YOU ARE JOKING ABOUT

AHHHHHHH

Scott Aukerman

✔@ScottAukerman


Most years are 365 days; some are 366. This one’ll be about four, probably? It’s been a good run! https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:02 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Laurence Tribe

✔@tribelaw


Having a president like Trump who brags “Mine is bigger than yours” to overcome an apparent fear of impotence and emasculation would be merely pathetic if it didn’t risk nuclear war. Hate to say it, but @realDonaldTrump is a danger to civilization. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

5:59 PM - Jan 2, 2018
Sara Rue

✔@SARARUEFORREAL


I've read Un's New Years statement... I think it's official, our leader is the more unstable one. In Un's New Year's statement there was a sliver of hope for talks. A tiny olive branch was hidden deep within his rhetoric and Trump just shit all over it. #Impeach https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:33 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Kenneth Roth

✔@KenRoth


Small hands. Big button. Fragile ego. Big danger. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

21:35 - 2 Jan 2018

Rep. Eric Swalwell

✔@RepSwalwell


If you love our country, help me put this lunacy in check. Tell @realDonaldTrump this is not normal behavior. Any @HouseGOP members want to make sure Congress has some say before he pushes that button? https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:01 PM - Jan 2, 2018

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I am going to love it when the nukes fly just to watch the left cry .
Wow thanks for letting us know just how deplorable you are. Anti-christ much. You are truly wiht out two IQ points to rub together, nukes fly every one cries you dumb fuck. Not just the left.
 
Let's check in on Twitter reactions -

Clearly The Orange Man-Child needs to be stopped from making any nuke decisions on his own

Stephen Colbert

✔@StephenAtHome


Please don’t make me picture your “Button.”
...also don’t start a nuclear war, you “Buttonhead.” https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

8:49 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Chuck Wendig

✔@ChuckWendig


JESUS CHRIST ON A CROISSANT THIS IS NOT PRO WRESTLING YOU DISEASED FUCKING TESTICLE

THIS IS NUCLEAR WAR AND WINTER YOU ARE JOKING ABOUT

AHHHHHHH

Scott Aukerman

✔@ScottAukerman


Most years are 365 days; some are 366. This one’ll be about four, probably? It’s been a good run! https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:02 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Laurence Tribe

✔@tribelaw


Having a president like Trump who brags “Mine is bigger than yours” to overcome an apparent fear of impotence and emasculation would be merely pathetic if it didn’t risk nuclear war. Hate to say it, but @realDonaldTrump is a danger to civilization. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

5:59 PM - Jan 2, 2018
Sara Rue

✔@SARARUEFORREAL


I've read Un's New Years statement... I think it's official, our leader is the more unstable one. In Un's New Year's statement there was a sliver of hope for talks. A tiny olive branch was hidden deep within his rhetoric and Trump just shit all over it. #Impeach https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:33 PM - Jan 2, 2018

Kenneth Roth

✔@KenRoth


Small hands. Big button. Fragile ego. Big danger. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 …

21:35 - 2 Jan 2018

Rep. Eric Swalwell

✔@RepSwalwell


If you love our country, help me put this lunacy in check. Tell @realDonaldTrump this is not normal behavior. Any @HouseGOP members want to make sure Congress has some say before he pushes that button? https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992 …

6:01 PM - Jan 2, 2018

DSoacf2X4AAUKlQ.jpg



I am going to love it when the nukes fly just to watch the left cry .

You would like to see nukes fly just so that it would make the left cry? Are you fucking serious? You would like to see a whole city vaporized with a nuke, just so that the left cries? Why do you hate this country?

Oh wait..............you just hate the part of the country that doesn't agree with you. Got it.
 
Can barely hit the Pacific? Really? Wanna explain why the military is so concerned with his missiles?
It's all a media inspired staged hysteria.

N Korea is a paper tiger that's been hyped up for political reasons.

The American people are soo gullible. ..... :cuckoo:

Media inspired? Really? Since when did the Pentagon get involved in media hype?
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.

No, but KJU apparently wants to provoke his own incineration.

What is the incentive for him to stop building nukes? His own people are starving to death and he still builds them.
As if North Korea didn't know until Trump told them that if they dared strike the US they'd be instant toast. That has always been a given and former Presidents just didn't make big empty pronouncements about it month after month while doing basically nothing to change our stance.
In what way has our stance actually changed, Admiral? Trump's bullying and empty tweets aside? Trump assured us last Spring that NK having a nuclear weapon that could hit the US "would never happen." Well it didn't take long for THAT one to bite the dust. When you make empty threats time after time, people stop listening.

I think he needs to change our policy entirely and recognize that NK is a nuclear state. That's step #1. Just spitting at each other over the DMZ is not really getting us anywhere. The US and NK need to sit their fat asses at the table and agree on how to behave. US can't go in expecting everything. Russia being mediator wouldn't kill anybody. If they were real pricks, we could always terminate the negotiations.
Just crazy ideas of mine.
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
Same results are what??? Listening to Un's or others big mouths??? Why step on a hornets nest and keep stepping?
 
You know..............when Un said that he's got a button on his desk, Trump could have sounded more presidential and actually impressive if he would have said "So what if you have one on your desk? Mine travels with me at all times and is hooked into the largest stock of nukes on the planet!"

Would have sounded much more impressive than the trite "mine's bigger than yours".

But then again, we already know Trump doesn't have the capacity for thoughts like that.
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.
the problem to me is that he wants to use them to show the world he's tough. the need to be seen as tough is something he and trump share unfortunately.

i don't think anyone wants a war, nuclear or otherwise. but if one crazy dude is not only building nukes, but bragging who he can and will hit with them, you need to take it seriously. hell i can't say "bomb" in a plane cause of the repercussions yet he can threaten people all the time w/o anyone really caring enough *to do something* to stop him.
He and his dad and his grandfather before him all believed (perhaps rightly) that the US would push them around and take them down unless they had a real bristly defense system. Of course, the fact that America didn't attack or invade them for the 70 years BEFORE they got a nuclear missile doesn't occur to them. But at any rate, KJU is right that his nuclear capabilities and missile strength WILL deter America from bombing the shit out of him. It is definitely working right now, as we speak.
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.
the problem to me is that he wants to use them to show the world he's tough. the need to be seen as tough is something he and trump share unfortunately.

i don't think anyone wants a war, nuclear or otherwise. but if one crazy dude is not only building nukes, but bragging who he can and will hit with them, you need to take it seriously. hell i can't say "bomb" in a plane cause of the repercussions yet he can threaten people all the time w/o anyone really caring enough *to do something* to stop him.
He and his dad and his grandfather before him all believed (perhaps rightly) that the US would push them around and take them down unless they had a real bristly defense system. Of course, the fact that America didn't attack or invade them for the 70 years BEFORE they got a nuclear missile doesn't occur to them. But at any rate, KJU is right that his nuclear capabilities and missile strength WILL deter America from bombing the shit out of him. It is definitely working right now, as we speak.
so - we've not attacked or invaded for 70 years and have shown no desire to do so yet he needs nukes to keep us from doing what we are not doing anyway.

if he doesn't want to be bombed into oblivion then he needs to shut up and quietly go about building whatever defenses he deems necessary for an attack that really shows no signs of happening. take away their crazy leadership threatening to bomb us, why would we bomb or attack them these days?

i've not heard ANY president in the last 70 years say "damn, we need to show that n korea who's boss!" and make threats to bomb them. have you? outside of responding to his threats of attacks. if we've threatened to bomb them since the korean war let me know. i'll read up on it and educate myself. but to me it seems you're saying we have not attacked in 70 years they need nukes to keep us from attacking, of which we've already agreed we're *not* doing.

then again it's my 1st day back at work in 2 weeks and maybe i'm not following properly. :)
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.

No, but KJU apparently wants to provoke his own incineration.

What is the incentive for him to stop building nukes? His own people are starving to death and he still builds them.
As if North Korea didn't know until Trump told them that if they dared strike the US they'd be instant toast. That has always been a given and former Presidents just didn't make big empty pronouncements about it month after month while doing basically nothing to change our stance.
In what way has our stance actually changed, Admiral? Trump's bullying and empty tweets aside? Trump assured us last Spring that NK having a nuclear weapon that could hit the US "would never happen." Well it didn't take long for THAT one to bite the dust. When you make empty threats time after time, people stop listening.

I think he needs to change our policy entirely and recognize that NK is a nuclear state. That's step #1. Just spitting at each other over the DMZ is not really getting us anywhere. The US and NK need to sit their fat asses at the table and agree on how to behave. US can't go in expecting everything. Russia being mediator wouldn't kill anybody. If they were real pricks, we could always terminate the negotiations.
Just crazy ideas of mine.

You have no clue as to what we have been doing regarding our stance. The NKs are starving, they have no gas, and pretty soon they will start by eating Kim for a snack or eating each other.

As to NK's ability to hit us with a nuke, I am still in the non-believers corner. They can't get the missile off the pad, or the missile breaks up inflight or upon reentry. But that doesn't prevent a blind squirrel finding an acorn.

You apparently don't know much about history. Look at the talks to end the Korean War. They spent a great deal of time arguing about how the POWs were to be repatriated. NK and China did not want to lose a good number of their POWs who wanted to remain in South Korea or go to Taiwan. That dragged on for most of the war.
 
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.

No, but KJU apparently wants to provoke his own incineration.

What is the incentive for him to stop building nukes? His own people are starving to death and he still builds them.
As if North Korea didn't know until Trump told them that if they dared strike the US they'd be instant toast. That has always been a given and former Presidents just didn't make big empty pronouncements about it month after month while doing basically nothing to change our stance.
In what way has our stance actually changed, Admiral? Trump's bullying and empty tweets aside? Trump assured us last Spring that NK having a nuclear weapon that could hit the US "would never happen." Well it didn't take long for THAT one to bite the dust. When you make empty threats time after time, people stop listening.

I think he needs to change our policy entirely and recognize that NK is a nuclear state. That's step #1. Just spitting at each other over the DMZ is not really getting us anywhere. The US and NK need to sit their fat asses at the table and agree on how to behave. US can't go in expecting everything. Russia being mediator wouldn't kill anybody. If they were real pricks, we could always terminate the negotiations.
Just crazy ideas of mine.

You have no clue as to what we have been doing regarding our stance. The NKs are starving, they have no gas, and pretty soon they will start by eating Kim for a snack or eating each other.

As to NK's ability to hit us with a nuke, I am still in the non-believers corner. They can't get the missile off the pad, or the missile breaks up inflight or upon reentry. But that doesn't prevent a blind squirrel finding an acorn.

You apparently don't know much about history. Look at the talks to end the Korean War. They spent a great deal of time arguing about how the POWs were to be repatriated. NK and China did not want to lose a good number of their POWs who wanted to remain in South Korea or go to Taiwan. That dragged on for most of the war.
We have photographs of NK subs with the ability to launch a nuclear war head. They can hit us, I am not sure they can launch fro NK and hit us yet!
 
As if North Korea didn't know until Trump told them that if they dared strike the US they'd be instant toast. That has always been a given and former Presidents just didn't make big empty pronouncements about it month after month while doing basically nothing to change our stance.
In what way has our stance actually changed, Admiral? Trump's bullying and empty tweets aside? Trump assured us last Spring that NK having a nuclear weapon that could hit the US "would never happen." Well it didn't take long for THAT one to bite the dust. When you make empty threats time after time, people stop listening.

I think he needs to change our policy entirely and recognize that NK is a nuclear state. That's step #1. Just spitting at each other over the DMZ is not really getting us anywhere. The US and NK need to sit their fat asses at the table and agree on how to behave. US can't go in expecting everything. Russia being mediator wouldn't kill anybody. If they were real pricks, we could always terminate the negotiations.
Just crazy ideas of mine.

I agree with your crazy ideas :wink: Trump is an idiot to believe he can threaten NoKo into giving up their nukes. The ONLY answer at this point is diplomacy - getting them to be responsible actors and stop threatening people. If only we had a responsible actor in the White House.
 
Let the snowflake meltdowns begins

Donald J. Trump on Twitter
Real presidential, that is.
Let's have a pissing contest, a penis measuring contest, a real old fashioned wingding in the locker room.
TRUMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING DIPLOMACY here, not poking that fucker with a stick.
Real presidential.

Yeah, diplomacy has worked with NK so well since 1953. Let's just keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results!
You WANT to have a nuclear war?
What other option besides war do we have but diplomacy? The guy has nukes. I doubt anyone will talk him out of them, but if he could at least get in line with the rest of the nuclear world as far as agreeing not to build more of them and not to use them, that would be cool.



He has a couple of new nuclear bombs no way to deliver them , got to kill them, before he has to the technology to send one on a missile to Los Angeles ..



Diplomacy got us in the mess, we warned you bill Clinton's NK deal was a failure just like we warned you Obamas Iran nuke deal would be a failure.
We ain't been hit, yet. Maybe they weren't such failures. Clinton's NK deal did put the brakes on for several years. Can't expect the moon.
 

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