Trump orders Space Force to discover other planets with courts!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sign that he is not ready to give up his legal challenge to the 2020 election, Donald J. Trump has ordered the United States Space Force to discover other planets that have courts.​

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With his legal options on this planet dwindling, Trump is placing all of his hopes on identifying another planet that might have intergalactic jurisdiction over Earth.​

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On the heels of his Space Force announcement, astronomers expressed deep skepticism that a planet with a functioning legal system could be located before the Electoral College casts its votes on Monday.​

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But, in a sentiment shared by many Republicans, Senator Kelly Loeffler, of Georgia, said that she “totally supports” Trump’s decision to seek justice on another planet. “Let’s let the process play out,” she said.​

Trump Orders Space Force to Discover Other Planets with Courts

With his legal options on this planet dwindling, Trump is placing all of his hopes on identifying another planet that might have intergalactic jurisdiction over Earth.

www.newyorker.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

 

[DrLove]

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

 

[irosie91]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

I would not write off the issue of "SPACE FORCE"
as a concept-----how much "time and money" did
Trump waste on it? Can you expand on the "absolute disaster" details of which you write of the presidency
of Trump?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

I would not write off the issue of "SPACE FORCE"
as a concept-----how much "time and money" did
Trump waste on it? Can you expand on the "absolute disaster" details of which you write of the presidency
of Trump?

Do I really have to go beyond January 22nd, 2020? Because what's happened since then has been a waking nightmare.
300K people dead? Before that, corruption galore, impeachment, bloated budgets, 1.2 trillion dollar deficit, a sweetheart tax
cut?..or would you like to go back to inauguration crowd sizes at the CIA Memorial Wall followed by the war on immigrants?
Charlottesville....etc, etc.

As far as Space Force goes? Well, let's let a conservative publication do the talking. For once, we agree.

The Space Force’s Real Mission: Wasting Taxpayer Dollars

They're already attempting to skirt spending rules for acquisitions. That's all part of the plan.

www.theamericanconservative.com

 

[miketx]

 

[konradv]

View attachment 428564

Outvoted by the other judges ruling that the Galactic SC had no jurisdiction over the inner workings of another world. DISMISSED.

 

[DrLove]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

It's idiotic and top AF brass told him it was idiotic.
But really when you think about it, EVERYTHING this POTUS has done has been idiotic.

 

[miketx]

View attachment 428564

Outvoted by the other judges ruling that the Galactic SC had no jurisdiction over the inner workings of another world. DISMISSED.

Hmmm, I guess that's why the dvoron federation only has the one judge, as shown. He is the supreme leader and his way goes.

 

[konradv]

View attachment 428564

Outvoted by the other judges ruling that the Galactic SC had no jurisdiction over the inner workings of another world. DISMISSED.

Hmmm, I guess that's why the dvoron federation only has the one judge, as shown. He is the supreme leader and his way goes.

Trump will undoubtedly be after his job. Everyone knows he fancies himself as the Supreme(Dear?) Leader.

 

[miketx]

 

[Manonthestreet]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

Yeah just like Reagans Star Wars program........oh wait that works

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

The OP's obvious endless misery is priceless.

Just think of how much of his empty head Trump will forever occupy

 

[miketx]

Space Force is an absolute waste of time and money. It was just a giant campaign ploy to make Trump seem tough on defense and to sell to his willing lemming supporters.
What an absolute disaster his presidency has been.

It's idiotic and top AF brass told him it was idiotic.
But really when you think about it, EVERYTHING this POTUS has done has been idiotic.