Trick from the 70's: Counting Calories

[William Joyce]

Do you go to church looking like that?

Where's your church?

I keep telling Mrs. Joyce we need to go to church!

 

[Amanda]

Do you go to church looking like that?

Where's your church?

I keep telling Mrs. Joyce we need to go to church!

Yes I do, whenever we have a car wash or a picnic in the summer. I'm guessing from your comments you could benefit from going to church.

 

[Cecilie1200]

I've probably lost 20lbs since I moved to the city over the summer. I exist mostly on Diet Coke and whatever I can pick up at church. There's always fruit and stuff laying around. But, I'm rarely hungary so it's not like I'm suffering.

Gotta be careful with soda, though. Even when it's diet, I'm told it can contribute to cellulite. ::sigh:: You'd have thought they could have mentioned cottage-cheese thighs way back before I got addicted to the stuff, wouldn't you?