Top Ten Interesting Thoughts

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    TOP TEN INTERESTING THOUGHTS



    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
    him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
    teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
    anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
    the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
    in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
    pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
    weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
    among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
    clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
    Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
     
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    Better yet, put Blockbuster in charge. If you're slick, you can get a Social Security number and a driver's liscence for a person you just made up, but you CANNOT rent a Blockbuster movie unless you have TWO forms of PICTURE ID.
     

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