Peace offering for my conservative pals

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    How does Bill Clinton practice safe sex?
    He doesn't light the cigar.

    Everyone knows that Monica gave Bill a nice hummer. Bill started to return the favor, then didn't. Why?
    He inhaled.

    What similarities do hurricanes share with Bill Clinton?
    Both are large windbags that produce blow jobs.


    http://www.sanfords.net/Bill_Clinton/New_Bill_Clinton_pictures.htm
     
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    mehn, passe
     
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    I don't think you've earned any "pals" - Conservative, or otherwise...
     
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    You know you love me. You just don't want to admit it. :cheers2:
     
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    Sorry, I can confidentaly say I don't love you.
     
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    You're more like a train wreck.. Nobody loves it, but dammit if everyone doesn't have to stop and stare at it...
     
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    See?? Lookit all the USMB posters! :cheers2:
     
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    Then I must be like NASCAR. You want to ignore me, but you can't. Because you know there will eventually be a huge pileup. And you will want to watch.
     
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    Yes, you are like NASCAR in that I mostly ignore you, but always watch the highlights.
     

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