To Impress a woman

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    To Impress a woman

    Wine her.
    Dine her.

    Call her.
    Hold her.
    Surprise her.
    Compliment her.
    Smile at her.
    Listen to her.

    Laugh with her.
    Cry with her.
    Romance her.
    Encourage her.
    Believe in her.
    Pray with her.
    Pray for her.
    Cuddle with her.
    Shop with her.
    Give her jewelry.
    Buy her flowers.
    Hold her hand.
    Write love letters to her.
    Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.





    To impress a man:
    Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and beer. Don't block
    the
    TV.
     
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    ...you forgot:

    "have a small buttocks"

    "don't talk with your mouth full ;)"

    "make him feel like a sexual god"

    "love and support him, even if you don't happen to agree with him"

    "Learn to drive a stick-shift"

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    I could agree with all but this one :

    " love and support him, even if you don't happen to agree with him"


    Hey I am a stubborn Coon ass woman ! :D
     
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    Aaaah - actually you had me at "show up naked".

    I've got beer in the fridge.
     
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    =d= It seems as you are a high mantaince type of guy ! :teeth:
     

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