The liberal media has reported so many false and fake stories over the last 5 years. I thought what it would be like if we did not have Fox News, talk radio, and the bloggers to keep them in check The following is a parody of what the liberal media would report if they could get away with it, and they would enjoy every moment of it. The parody was written by me. ****************PROGRESSIVE NEWS NETWORK******************* BREAKING NEWS: Progressive News Network has uncovered a sinister plot by the Bush administration, Under the direction of Karl Rove, scientists have genetically altered cockroachs and have turned them into man eaters. These roaches will be unleashed in areas heavily populated by patriotic progressives, with the intent to kill as many lovable progressives as possile. Once the attack is under way, Bush will declare martial law, suspend all elections, revoke the US Constitution, and declare himself President for Life. Bush will, of course blame the peaceful freedom fighters of al Qaeda. PNN has also learned Bush has built concentration camps in the desert south west where anyone suspected of dissent will be inprisoned there and called 'enemies of the state'. Bush will also shut down all progresive news outlets leaving Fox News as the offical news outlet for America. Tony Snow is to be named Minister of Information. Rush Limbaugh. Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Bill O'Reilly will be the official TV anchors Pres Bush will divide the US into four sections. Since he will suspend the US Constitution he will appoint Justices Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Chief Justice Roberts will govern those four sections. Justrices Stevens, Kennedy, Souter, Ginsburg, and Breyer will be sent to the concentration camps. Once millions of progressives have died, a special pesticide will be applied to kill the roaches. This pesticied is being stoed to Dick Cheneys money vault. Haliburton will apply the pesticide abd will be paid $250 billion The staff at PNN will continue to work this breaking story. Reporters contributing to this story are Dan Rather, Michael Moore, Alec Baldwin, Chris Matthews, Keith Oldermann, Al Hunt, and Helen Thomas Please pray we can stop this insidious plot. We do not mean pray to God. No, pray to a higher authority. Howard Dean and the DNC.