The XXX-Rated Bible

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    Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

    The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.
     
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    there's a wee bit of sex in the books of the bible that were not judged worthy to be included ....
     
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    You ask a question, and then automatically assume a negative answer.

    Don't make an ass out of you and yourself.
     
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    o is this about porn?
     
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    I know what the answer is and so do you.
     
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    It's worse than porn.
     
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    I was served trolling papers but I left them in the forums I was banned from. No one likes the truth in the words I write.
     
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    That you're a troll?

    Yep, the answer is obvious.
     

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