The XXX-Rated Bible

[godspeaker]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

 

[strollingbones]

there's a wee bit of sex in the books of the bible that were not judged worthy to be included ....

 

[xotoxi]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you?

You ask a question, and then automatically assume a negative answer.

Don't make an ass out of you and yourself.

 

[strollingbones]

o is this about porn?

 

[JBeukema]

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[godspeaker]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you?

You ask a question, and then automatically assume a negative answer.

Don't make an ass out of you and yourself.

I know what the answer is and so do you.

 

[godspeaker]

o is this about porn?

It's worse than porn.

 

[godspeaker]

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I was served trolling papers but I left them in the forums I was banned from. No one likes the truth in the words I write.

 

[JBeukema]

 

[Uncensored2008]

I know what the answer is and so do you.

That you're a troll?

Yep, the answer is obvious.

 

[godspeaker]

I know what the answer is and so do you.

That you're a troll?

Yep, the answer is obvious.

That's the excuse to avoid the truth. There are many excuses that sinners use to ban God from their forums.

 

[Mr. H.]

If you want to preach, knock yourself out. If you want to communicate, take your lumps and quit whining.

 

[godspeaker]

If you want to preach, knock yourself out. If you want to communicate, take your lumps and quit whining.

When your flesh starts to boil off your muscles and bones, you're very close to the fire of God that's coming in a short while from now.

 

[Douger]

If you want to preach, knock yourself out. If you want to communicate, take your lumps and quit whining.

When your flesh starts to boil off your muscles and bones, you're very close to the fire of God that's coming in a short while from now.

Dubya said " Bring it on."
Ya see Speaker. The Gawd that runs this movie has his headquarters in D.C. and Rome.
What you bleat ( not think) is parroting the brainwashed masses.
It's simple.
Did you go to the liquor store yet ?

 

[Mr. H.]

If you want to preach, knock yourself out. If you want to communicate, take your lumps and quit whining.

When your flesh starts to boil off your muscles and bones, you're very close to the fire of God that's coming in a short while from now.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Hint: you could close your threads after each post, thereby prohibiting non-productive feedback.

 

[Jack Fate]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

Amazing. I'm really interested, how did God reveal himself to you?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

All kinds of hot stuff if you are looking for it, but it doesn't go into lascivious detail in most of it, Song of Soloman excepted.
There is the story of Lot and his daughters for starters, of course. And David and Bathsheba. And the story of Jael, wife of Heber. And that woman who allowed the spies into Jerico. Lots more I never paid much attention to. Then there are the women Jesus hung out with, who were no better than they should be.

And then of course there is the whole deal with Isaac and his womenfolk.

Of course the point to the whole exercise is not the sexuality, but the lessons and consequences of the actions of these people. What kind of father puts hid daughter through the kind of crap that Leah had to deal with?

The point to all these stories is "this person was stupid, and it really is not a good idea to copy the stupid, because so many people get hurt by it."

 

[Avatar4321]

I know what the answer is and so do you.

That you're a troll?

Yep, the answer is obvious.

That's the excuse to avoid the truth. There are many excuses that sinners use to ban God from their forums.

You're God now?

I highly doubt that. And He has commanded us to have no other god before Him.

Since you've already been banned, enjoy your time away.

 

[dilloduck]

Bye GodBrad !

 

[Mr. H.]

The point to all these stories is "this person was stupid, and it really is not a good idea to copy the stupid, because so many people get hurt by it."

Best synopsis evah.