The XXX-Rated Bible

[strollingbones]

okay we got someone claiming he no longer sins...due to a dna adjustment and who claims he is god...i am still a wee bit confused by that one....

and you expect me to turn away from this train wreck?

o hell no....i am rooting for the lions all the way

 

[godspeaker]

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Beware of the wolves who have take over the pasture and eaten all the sheep. The false prophets are too busy making money and building new dens for their wolves.

'tis not the wolves you speak of but the false shepherds. There is a difference.

There's no difference between the wolves and the false prophet. They both eat from the same trough.

 

[Newby]

Bye GodBrad !

Hi dilloduck. God thought you people were interested in the truth so he let me back in this forum. There must be someone in here he needs to speak to.

But you haven't given any 'truth', other than the Bible is invalid so we shouldn't listen to it or follow it. So, why don't you actually preach something besides your life story? What is the true path to salvation if it isn't the belief that Jesus sacrificed so that sins may be forgiven? Let's hear some 'truth' about what a sinful man should be doing to be acceptable in the eyes of God.

 

[zzzz]

Beware of the wolves who have take over the pasture and eaten all the sheep. The false prophets are too busy making money and building new dens for their wolves.

'tis not the wolves you speak of but the false shepherds. There is a difference.

There's no difference between the wolves and the false prophet. They both eat from the same trough.

Did I say different? Your statement "The false prophets are too busy making money and building new dens for their wolves." is a false one because it is the false shepherds who are doing that. There is a difference between a shepherd and a prophet or false prophet.

But my warning still goes. "Beware those that claim they are from God for this is the age of false prophets and they will lead you away from GOD."

 

[Uncensored2008]

That's the excuse to avoid the truth.

The truth is, you are a troll.

There are many excuses that sinners use to ban God from their forums.

I've not seen much evidence indicating that there is a god - none at all supporting the goat-herder god of the Bible and Koran.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Amazing. I'm really interested, how did God reveal himself to you?

He said he was a lust filled drunk, so I'm thinking god revealed himself as a naked, horny chick with a 5th of Jack....

 

[Marie888]

do you think you are god? lets just clear that subject right up

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Amen to that!
Praise Jesus Christ, Lord of lords and King of kings!

 

[Uncensored2008]

I was a sinner for 54 years and on June 14, 2008, he finally finished changing my DNA to stop the sin nature I had. Now my thoughts are God's thoughts and this is the born of God experience.

So, you're not god, just the son of god? Like Jesus?

Do you think yourself to be Jesus? Do you think that yourself to be greater than Jesus, like Muhammad or Joseph Smith or Jim Jones?

Were these others "false prophets" where you are the one, true voice of god?

If you really talk to god, would you answer a question for me? Is my Dingo God? She really thinks she is, but I'm not convinced.

 

[signelect]

I will make you all a deal. You don't make up crap about my book and I won't say anything about yours.

 

[del]

I will make you all a deal. You don't make up crap about my book and I won't say anything about yours.

you must be really, really old

 

[signelect]

I was a sinner for 54 years and on June 14, 2008, he finally finished changing my DNA to stop the sin nature I had. Now my thoughts are God's thoughts and this is the born of God experience.

So, you're not god, just the son of god? Like Jesus?

Do you think yourself to be Jesus? Do you think that yourself to be greater than Jesus, like Muhammad or Joseph Smith or Jim Jones?

Were these others "false prophets" where you are the one, true voice of god?

If you really talk to god, would you answer a question for me? Is my Dingo God? She really thinks she is, but I'm not convinced.

Give this a little thought

I would rather live

my life as if there is a God

and die to find out

there isn’t, than live my life

as if there isn’t

and die to find out there is.

It is never wrong to be nice to other people and treat them the way you wanted to be treated. AKA "the golden rule"

 

[Uncensored2008]

Give this a little thought

I would rather live

my life as if there is a God

and die to find out

there isn’t, than live my life

as if there isn’t

and die to find out there is.

What do you think will happen to those who saw the heads off of others on Al Jazeera, if they die and find out there really is a God?

Do you think paradise will await them? They have believed in your god and committed atrocities in his name, yet it is those of us who do not believe that you would condemn to hell...

If there was such a god, I would want nothing to do with him.

 

[signelect]

I don't get to make that call on anyone's final destination. People have done some really bad things in the name of their own favorite religion. I just think that to live, admittedly my version, of a good life is a good thing and not a bad thing. If there is no eternal life then you still were a pretty good person at the end of the day.

 

[godspeaker]

there's a wee bit of sex in the books of the bible that were not judged worthy to be included ....

So that makes it a porn book?

A sinner full of lust can have porn no matter where he is. That's what memories are for.

 

[dilloduck]

there's a wee bit of sex in the books of the bible that were not judged worthy to be included ....

So that makes it a porn book?

A sinner full of lust can have porn no matter where he is. That's what memories are for.

And I thought it was so I could find my car keys.

Is it worth it to fight against temptations or is it all pretty much part of the plan again.
This predestination stuff sorta takes the point out of trying to do anything but watch things transpire.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

gods permission to do anything is not required. He never said thou shall not read.

 

[godspeaker]

Amazing. I'm really interested, how did God reveal himself to you?

He said he was a lust filled drunk, so I'm thinking god revealed himself as a naked, horny chick with a 5th of Jack....

His first meeting was just a very strong presence who let me know he was my creator. Six days later I was sober and I"ve been sober for over 31 years now. He spent the next 29 years getting me sinless and ready for his knowledge.

 

[godspeaker]

So that makes it a porn book?

A sinner full of lust can have porn no matter where he is. That's what memories are for.

And I thought it was so I could find my car keys.

Is it worth it to fight against temptations or is it all pretty much part of the plan again.
This predestination stuff sorta takes the point out of trying to do anything but watch things transpire.

Your right, it helps for other things, too.

 

[dilloduck]

A sinner full of lust can have porn no matter where he is. That's what memories are for.

And I thought it was so I could find my car keys.

Is it worth it to fight against temptations or is it all pretty much part of the plan again.
This predestination stuff sorta takes the point out of trying to do anything but watch things transpire.

Your right, it helps for other things, too.

Are you understanding the frustration about predestination ?

 

[godspeaker]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

gods permission to do anything is not required. He never said thou shall not read.

You're right, that's why he corrupted the DNA in all the cells of his people. He didn't want them to obey his laws and commandments. He had special people for obeying him.