The XXX-Rated Bible

[eots]

'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I'm a VCR funeral, a dead memory waste
My smile's a chainlink fence, that I have put up
I love the enemy, my love is the enemy
They say they don't want fame
But they get famous when we fuck

When I said "we" I know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" I know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"

 

[strollingbones]

If you want to preach, knock yourself out. If you want to communicate, take your lumps and quit whining.

When your flesh starts to boil off your muscles and bones, you're very close to the fire of God that's coming in a short while from now.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Hint: you could close your threads after each post, thereby prohibiting non-productive feedback.

i didnt know that?

 

[strollingbones]

listen to yall...so mean.....so funny...avatar i think he means ....god in the general sense of talking and discussing god....is not welcome in some forums....

now riddle me this lovs.....dont they have like christian forums....o i bet they do

Christian Forums, Christian Message Board, Christian Forum and Discussion Boards.

well yes they do....why wonder in the darkness when you can be with your own ilk?

 

[strollingbones]

o and should yall be crawling all over this thread in the religion and ethics forum?

 

[godspeaker]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

Amazing. I'm really interested, how did God reveal himself to you?

I was an alcoholic the first time he revealed himself in me. Then he spent the next 29 years giving me commands to obey until he got me sinless on June 14, 2008. Two days later is when I started to get different thoughts and when I learned for the first time in my life who I was.

 

[strollingbones]

what do you mean...he got you sinless....are you saying you do not sin?

 

[godspeaker]

That you're a troll?

Yep, the answer is obvious.

That's the excuse to avoid the truth. There are many excuses that sinners use to ban God from their forums.

You're God now?

I highly doubt that. And He has commanded us to have no other god before Him.

Since you've already been banned, enjoy your time away.

God decided there was enough interest in here for him to stay a little longer.

 

[strollingbones]

do you think you are god? lets just clear that subject right up

 

[godspeaker]

what do you mean...he got you sinless....are you saying you do not sin?

I was a sinner for 54 years and on June 14, 2008, he finally finished changing my DNA to stop the sin nature I had. Now my thoughts are God's thoughts and this is the born of God experience.

 

[strollingbones]

well gentlemen, on that note, i will retire to my pagan ways and leave this discussion to you christians....

i think i would have rooted for the lions...but that is just me

 

[godspeaker]

do you think you are god? lets just clear that subject right up

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

 

[godspeaker]

All kinds of hot stuff if you are looking for it, but it doesn't go into lascivious detail in most of it, Song of Soloman excepted.
There is the story of Lot and his daughters for starters, of course. And David and Bathsheba. And the story of Jael, wife of Heber. And that woman who allowed the spies into Jerico. Lots more I never paid much attention to. Then there are the women Jesus hung out with, who were no better than they should be.

And then of course there is the whole deal with Isaac and his womenfolk.

Of course the point to the whole exercise is not the sexuality, but the lessons and consequences of the actions of these people. What kind of father puts hid daughter through the kind of crap that Leah had to deal with?

The point to all these stories is "this person was stupid, and it really is not a good idea to copy the stupid, because so many people get hurt by it."

Leave the wisdom for the wise. It's hard enough dealing with life in this age as a fool.

 

[godspeaker]

Bye GodBrad !

Hi dilloduck. God thought you people were interested in the truth so he let me back in this forum. There must be someone in here he needs to speak to.

 

[zzzz]

do you think you are god? lets just clear that subject right up

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

 

[godspeaker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUaq1t98pqg

'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I'm a VCR funeral, a dead memory waste
My smile's a chainlink fence, that I have put up
I love the enemy, my love is the enemy
They say they don't want fame
But they get famous when we fuck

When I said "we" I know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" I know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"

Your safe
and you will repent
porno will burn up with men's passions
no more religion, no more money
as the world changes

God controls us
so turn off the lights
his light will be enough
darkness will never be understood
as our memories fade

when I say "we", it's all things of God
that you can't see today
when I say "me", it's the one who created you
as invisible thoughts that will live forever

 

[godspeaker]

do you think you are god? lets just clear that subject right up

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Beware of the wolves who have take over the pasture and eaten all the sheep. The false prophets are too busy making money and building new dens for their wolves.

 

[zzzz]

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Beware of the wolves who have take over the pasture and eaten all the sheep. The false prophets are too busy making money and building new dens for their wolves.

'tis not the wolves you speak of but the false shepherds. There is a difference.

 

[Mad Scientist]

there's a wee bit of sex in the books of the bible that were not judged worthy to be included ....

So that makes it a porn book?

 

[strollingbones]

shhhh i left remember?

no it does not make it a porn book...and chill there mad...i in no way said that...simply stated there was more sex in the books left out of the bible....

The Bible: Why Some Ancient Texts Were Excluded

o and thanks for busting me for still reading this thread....slow day in the flame zone

 

[strollingbones]

again are we discussing porn?