The Weather Channel - Sexual Assault

[Iron Head]

I swear, these chicks on the The Weather Channel now are hotter than fuck. I cannot even watch that channel without getting a raging shanker. Involuntary sexual stimulation - isn't that sexual assault?!?

 

[Grandma]

That's what their job is anymore.

It's a shame they can't be recognized as college-educated meteorologists.

It's also a shame that they have to dress like ho's while the men cover up in near-burkas. How about something for us ladies, Weather Channel?

 

[JakeStarkey]

I got a cousin who almost shakes when the morning traffic lady at KXAN is reporting.

 

[Iron Head]

That's what their job is anymore.

It's a shame they can't be recognized as college-educated meteorologists.

It's also a shame that they have to dress like ho's while the men cover up in near-burkas. How about something for us ladies, Weather Channel?

You are right. Some of them even have graduate degrees. They are hot, which is ok. But just what the fuck am I supposed to do with a hard-on when I have to go to work in the morning?

On the men, do you not like the current roster of gentlemen? Let's see, there is that midget, Jim Cantore. I think he is about 3'2". Then there is the homosexual, Sam Champion. There are all these pencil neck, skinny pants wearing geeks. Hmmmm... Maybe you have a good point!

 

[Grandma]

Yep, no nice, hot, middle-aged, hetero guys. Wearing less.

So unfair.

 

[Moonglow]

Yep, no nice, hot, middle-aged, hetero guys. Wearing less.

So unfair.

Stop it, you are sexually harassing my boner....