The Ultimate Racist Joke Thread

[driveby]

Why are there no puerto rican doctors?



You can't write prescriptions in spray paint.....

 

[Swagger]

Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.

Afterwards, Paddy says, "That was fockin' grand! I wonder how the girls got on."

 

[manifold]

the tooth brush was invented in west virginia.

You left out the punchline...

If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a teeth brush.

 

[L.K.Eder]

the tooth brush was invented in west virginia.

You left out the punchline...

If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a teeth brush.

i don't get it.

 

[peach174]

Q: Why do Jewish wives keep their old bras?
A: So they can make Yarmulkes for their husbands.
(For those that don't know, Yarmulkes are those funny little caps that Jews wear on their heads).

 

[Tank]

Whats the "N" word you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

 

[peach174]

What is the bay of pigs?

300 nude polish girls on the beach.

 

[driveby]

True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!

 

[Tank]

How can you tell if a black girl is pregnate?

Stick a banana up her pussy and then look for bite marks.

 

[High_Gravity]

What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

 

[Ali777]

q. What do you call a crowd of whites protesting at City Hall.
a. A KKK rally.

 

[ekrem]

Q: What's a jew with a gas bottle ?
A: Junkie

Q: What's a jew with 2 gas bottles ?
A: Dealer.

 

[Sunni Man]

How do you fit a hundred jews in a car?

Throw a quarter in it.

How do you get them all out?

Tell 'em Hitler's driving.

 

[driveby]

q. What do you call a crowd of whites protesting at City Hall.
a. A KKK rally.

Only a marxist faggot like you could fuck up a thread of good racial jokes......

 

[High_Gravity]

What’s the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?
A northern girl says you can and a southern girl says you all can.

 

[High_Gravity]

Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee?
Everyone there has the same DNA.

 

[Sunni Man]

Q: What do you call a Mexican getting baptised?

A: Bean dip!

 

[manifold]

How do you get 10 Cubans into a paper cup?


Tell them it floats.

 

[Sunni Man]

Why aren’t there any Black people on Star Trek?

They won’t work in the future either!

 

[signelect]

When will the race hating stop