The Ultimate Racist Joke Thread

[manifold]

When will the race hating stop

I give up. When?

 

[Sunni Man]

When will the race hating stop

If you don't have a racist joke to share.

Hit the road retard.

 

[manifold]

When will the race hating stop

If you don't have a racist joke to share.

Hit the road retard.

Oh, he was just being a tard.

I thought it was a joke and he was just holding out on the punchline.

My bad.

 

[manifold]

OK, let's try to come up with a good punchline for it ourselves.

When will the race hating stop?


I got it...

As long as there is NASCAR, the race hating will never stop.

 

[Luissa]

Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as hell saved the History channel.

My friend and I call it the Hitler channel.

 

[Luissa]

Why aren’t there any Black people on Star Trek?

They won’t work in the future either!

The guy from Reading Rainbow was on Star Trek. Geez

 

[Two Thumbs]

What does NAACP stand for?

*******
Are
Actually
Colored
Pollocks

 

[manifold]

Why aren’t there any Black people on Star Trek?

They won’t work in the future either!

The guy from Reading Rainbow was on Star Trek. Geez

And he played Kunta Kinte in Roots too, so he definitely has solid negro credentials.

 

[Sunni Man]

How did Hitler really die?

He had a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

 

[manifold]

Why aren’t there any Black people on Star Trek?

They won’t work in the future either!

The guy from Reading Rainbow was on Star Trek. Geez

And he played Kunta Kinte in Roots too, so he definitely has solid negro credentials.

Follow-up: The guy who played Worf (the Klingon) was a black actor too.

Let's give Tank a few minutes to work that into a joke...

 

[Tank]

Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

So they have something to unwrap.

 

[Luissa]

How do you know a girl from Alabama is still a virgin?

She can still out run her dad and brother

 

[Tank]

Whats the difference between Martin Luther King day and St Patrick's day?

On St Patrick's day everyone want's to be Irish

 

[Two Thumbs]

Why do Mexicans like low riders?

so they can drive and cut lettuce at the same time

 

[Douger]

****** x Goat = Weed eater that wont work.

 

[Two Thumbs]

What's a Jewish womans favorite sexual position?

Facing Macys.

 

[Two Thumbs]

How many muslim suicide bombers does it take to convert the world to Islam?

Dunno, we're still counting.

 

[Luissa]

What do you call a Montanan with a truck full of sheep?


a pimp

 

[Two Thumbs]

Why don't Jewish women date Christian men?

They are not kosher.

 

[Swagger]

How do you know a Jewish woman's on her period?

She's only wearing one sock.