The Ultimate Racist Joke Thread

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    There is a stereotype of every race and ethnicity.

    Spics, waps, gooks, crackers, porch monkeys, chinks, micks, hebs, rag heads, red necks, etc.

    So post your best jokes here.

    I will start out:

    Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A. What's toilet paper?

    Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
    A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
     
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    How does every black joke begin?


    *looks over both shoulders to see who is in ear shot*
     
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    Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as hell saved the History channel.
     
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    What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?


    One less drunk.
     
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    There are 3 guys in a car, a Black guy, an Italian, and a Puerto Rican, whos driving?

    Answer: The Police Man.
     
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    How come hispanics don't usually marry blacks?


    They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
     
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    Here is a Mexican and German one;

    Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

    A. A Beaner-Schnitzel :)
     
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    Two Jews are walking down the road when they spot a stunning looking woman, perfect body, face and everything. One of the Jews says, "Phwoar, I'd lend her one!"
     
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    What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?


    The harder you hit them, the more english you get.
     
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    Why do Polacks make lousy pharmacists?


    The can never seem to fit the prescription bottles in the typewriter.
     

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