Blondes

[Patrick2]

How can you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

- Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How could you sink a submarine full of blondes?

- Knock on the door.

How can you determine a blonde's IQ?

- Put a pressure gauge in her ear.

What job did they give the blonde on the M&M production line?

- Proofreading.

Why did the blonde lose her inspector job at the M&M factory?

- She kept throwing away the W&W's.

What does star trek's Bones say before he does brain surgery on a blonde?

- Space.....the final frontier.

 

[Mr.Owl]

What do ya call four blondes at a 4-way stop




eternity.

 

[Patrick2]

This actually happened several years ago: someone told a blonde they needed a clean CD for something, so she took one to the sink and washed it off.

 

[JohnA]

Two blonde out walking and they came across some tracks
they are deer tracks said one blonde
dont be silly said the other they are bear tracks


they were still arguing when the train hit them




every time a blonde tried to have sex she ended up with a bruised navel
her boyfriend was blonde to



a blonde and brunette were in the office when the boss walked by

look at that dundruff on his suit said the brunette we need to give him some* head and shoulders *

how do you give * shoulders * said the blonde

 

[JohnA]

This actually happened several years ago: someone told a blonde they needed a clean CD for something, so she took one to the sink and washed it off.

same blonde had a radio and only turned it on in the morning
it was a am radio