The new caption contest

[KarlMarx]

I saw this on "Drudge"... it just looks like Nancy Pelosi should be saying "another good economic forecast? Howard Dean said.... what?!??! Bartender, I'll have another one!"

OR.....

"Look what I found in my nose!"

OR....

"Pull!!!!"

 

[MissileMan]

One moment please! My eyelids are stuck to my eyebrows.

 

[Dr Grump]

One moment please! My eyelids are stuck to my eyebrows.

"..and I said, Bill, you do that to me one more time, I'm gonna tell Hillary..."

 

[KarlMarx]

Ooops!!!! I dropped my contact lens!!!!!

 

[007]

... I did NOT - HAVE - SEX with that woman!

 

[dmp]

Ms. Pelosi is asked by a group of 2nd graders: "What is 2+2?"

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

...and then Senator Pelosi entertained the audience with her rendition of Three Dog Night's "One".

"Number one is the lone-li-est num-ber that you'll ever dooooo..."

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Oh no you di-ent!

 

[Yurt]

This ONE time at band camp... :kiss2:

 

[ErikViking]

I have no idea who she is, but she should stop using... that.

 

[Stephanie]

HELP! My forehead is stuck up, and I can't get it down..

 

[MtnBiker]

Only one shot of botox, I swear!

 

[Emmett]

I'm laughing too hard to write anything! Man is she ugly! Guys, could you imagine waking up to that hag on a Saturday morning. Just shoot me.