The GAY Flight Attendant

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  1. PLYMCO_PILGRIM
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    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines when I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said: "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch"
     
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    :clap2::clap2::clap2: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
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    Thanks ST, i laughed hard when i first heard it too :D
     
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    LMAO!!

    That, was a Good laugh.. :lol::lol:
     
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    Oh, my God! How funny! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Its still funny the 3rd time around :D
     
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    If the stew ever tried that, there would be a union grievance meeting. where both sides are on the same page.

    would be funny to be part of that meeting.
     
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    not so funny?
    Theres a few on here who call themselves Princess, go figure
     
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    Bugger
     
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    LOL here is another one :D


    @ JOS.....you dont think the joke is funny?
     
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