The Front Porch Swing

[BDBoop]

 

[Pogo]

I have this wireless mouse I use on the laptop so I don't have to deal with the touch pad. I like it and depend on it constantly. I sprang a few extra bucks for a good one that wouldn't break down in a short time, and it was worth it -- been in faithful service a year or two.

So it just fell off the arm of the chair and straight down into my large mug of coffee.

I mean it was like, :lunk::. Nothin' but net.

 

[BDBoop]

I have this wireless mouse I use on the laptop so I don't have to deal with the touch pad. I like it and depend on it constantly. I sprang a few extra bucks for a good one that wouldn't break down in a short time, and it was worth it -- been in faithful service a year or two.

So it just fell off the arm of the chair and straight down into my large mug of coffee.

I mean it was like, :lunk::. Nothin' but net.

OMG! You poor thing!! I don't even know what to say. I'd go into mourning, but unfortunately, like an idiot, I made plans to leave the house. WTF was I thinking!?

/pat-pat

 

[Pogo]

Hey, given that much French Roast it'll prolly work a lot faster now.

For all us Aspergians -- the student who answered all the questions right and got a zero:



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A- His last one.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - At the bottom of the page.

Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state?
A - Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A - Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A - Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A - Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A - The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become?
A - Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A - He sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A - No elephant has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A - Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A - No time at all, the previous eight guys already built it.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A - Any way you want; an egg won't crack a concrete floor.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Heads up, folks. I created a thread where we can update our @Mention preferences. If you have a moment please take a look. Thanks and have a nice Sunday.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/usmb-lounge/351668-usmb-mention-exclude-include-preferences.html

 

[Derideo_Te]

Hey, given that much French Roast it'll prolly work a lot faster now.

For all us Aspergians -- the student who answered all the questions right and got a zero:



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A- His last one.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - At the bottom of the page.

Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state?
A - Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A - Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A - Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A - Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A - The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become?
A - Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A - He sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A - No elephant has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A - Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A - No time at all, the previous eight guys already built it.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A - Any way you want; an egg won't crack a concrete floor.

Napoleon never died in any battle.

 

[Pogo]

Hey, given that much French Roast it'll prolly work a lot faster now.

For all us Aspergians -- the student who answered all the questions right and got a zero:



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A- His last one.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - At the bottom of the page.

Q3. The San Antonio River flows in which state?
A - Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A - Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A - Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A - Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A - The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become?
A - Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A - He sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A - No elephant has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A - Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A - No time at all, the previous eight guys already built it.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A - Any way you want; an egg won't crack a concrete floor.

Napoleon never died in any battle.

I didn't think so either. "Able was I ere I saw Elba" -- copied it off the internet, shoulda changed the name.

 

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[BDBoop]

Love it!

We're having thunder boomers. What a DAY. Pouring rain, all day.

Where I come from, we call this "sleeping weather."

 

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I love rainy weather, too. Makes for a nice cozy atmosphere indoors. Here is another "sleeping weather" gif.

 

[BDBoop]

That's lovely. And if you don't see me for awhile, I am giving thanks to the god of electric blankets, Sizzle.

 

[BDBoop]

My daughter says this is us. I'm sure I DON'T know what she's going on about.

So happy birthday to my only bonly!! Long may you wave, ya freak!

 

[JakeStarkey]

A late good morning to all.

 

[BDBoop]

Mornin, Glory!

 

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[Pogo]

I have this wireless mouse I use on the laptop so I don't have to deal with the touch pad. I like it and depend on it constantly. I sprang a few extra bucks for a good one that wouldn't break down in a short time, and it was worth it -- been in faithful service a year or two.

So it just fell off the arm of the chair and straight down into my large mug of coffee.

I mean it was like, :lunk::. Nothin' but net.

So... I have replaced the coffee-dunked mouse with a new one. For five bucks.

It was sitting there in the supermarket bin with other cutout stuff, all marked down. Its only problem was the included batteries were dead. That's no issue, I'm swimming in batteries (cheap ones, from the same bin). Works perfectly.

Picked up about 30 cans of cat food too. Cheap cheap cheap.

 

[BDBoop]

I have this wireless mouse I use on the laptop so I don't have to deal with the touch pad. I like it and depend on it constantly. I sprang a few extra bucks for a good one that wouldn't break down in a short time, and it was worth it -- been in faithful service a year or two.

So it just fell off the arm of the chair and straight down into my large mug of coffee.

I mean it was like, :lunk::. Nothin' but net.

So... I have replaced the coffee-dunked mouse with a new one. For five bucks.

It was sitting there in the supermarket bin with other cutout stuff, all marked down. Its only problem was the included batteries were dead. That's no issue, I'm swimming in batteries (cheap ones, from the same bin). Works perfectly.

Picked up about 30 cans of cat food too. Cheap cheap cheap.

See - that kind of experience makes my day. I am SO very cheap!

 

[BDBoop]

Blood moon.

 

[BDBoop]

If this makes you smile, go rep SB. I wouldn't even had found this video if she hadn't started a thread.