The Final Word

[alan1]

The government has had a war against poverty for 50 years.
The percentage of people in poverty hasn't significantly changed in 40 years.
The governments war on poverty is a failure.

 

[Article 15]

Hey JB finish this statement for me.

The object of Texas Hold Em is to take your two hole cards and the 5 community cards and make the best 5 card ______ ____.

 

[JBeukema]

distractionwhilsteyou stealtheptherplayers'chips

depending on the circumstances

 

[Article 15]

distractionwhilsteyou stealtheptherplayers'chips

depending on the circumstances

You're still being a bit obtuse I see.

 

[JBeukema]

I loved holdem, but I forget exactly how the blinds work

 

[Liability]

zyzzyva

You keep a civil tongue in your head, young man!

I think he's all excited now, because he took that to mean YOURS!

 

[007]

Final word:
Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be President and should be arrested.


God that felt good to say as a "FINAL WORD"...

 

[Oddball]

Liberal Neo-Con Homosexual Racist Rightwing Nutter Sexist Atheist Muslim Obama Loving Sarah Palin Lusting Christian Holocaust Denying Loon!

You forgot moonbat.

 

[Liability]

Liberal Neo-Con Homosexual Racist Rightwing Nutter Sexist Atheist Muslim Obama Loving Sarah Palin Lusting Christian Holocaust Denying Loon!

You forgot moonbat.

Obama loving = moonbat.

 

[JBeukema]

Obama loving = moonbat.

IS name-calling all you have?

 

[Liability]

Obama loving = moonbat.

IS name-calling all you have?

No.

Is constant petty commentary all you have?

 

[alan1]

Hey JB finish this statement for me.

The object of Texas Hold Em is to take your two hole cards and the 5 community cards and make the best 5 card ______ ____.

Winning hand.

Last night I was getting my ass kicked early. I was the small blind and down to my last $25 ($100 buy in). Ace and Jack diamonds in the pocket.
I matched the big blind which made me the 4th person to stay in the game.
The guy with the big blind raised to put me all in, the other two guys stayed in.
4 players $100 in the pot.
The flop was 8 of spades, 4 of clubs, 2 of diamonds. Yep, I was screwed.
Mr big blind laid out $50 for a side pot and everybody else folded.
I was already all in, so the $100 was between him and I.
We showed cards, he had pocket aces. Yep, I was definitely screwed.
Next card was 5 of diamonds.
River was 9 of diamonds. Poor fucker got screwed because I would have folded after the flop if I had had any money to bet with.

Final word,
I'd rather be lucky than good.
Oh, and I cashed out as a winner last night.

 

[Phoenix]

I think he's all excited now, because he took that to mean YOURS!

While I'll admit my tongue is generally civil, he's not getting anything because he hasn't fixed me a drink in a long time.

 

[Phoenix]

Final word,
I'd rather be lucky than good.
Oh, and I cashed out as a winner last night.

Better final word.

It's good to be lucky but better to cash out a winner and then get good and lucky.

 

[JBeukema]

Eve is buysexuual...

 

[Phoenix]

Eve is buysexuual...

All the other kids are doing it ...

 

[alan1]

Eve is buysexuual...

I'd sell it to her any day.

 

[Phoenix]

I'd sell it to her any day.

got a live one ...

 

[JBeukema]

If McGuyver'd had Gorilla Tape, he would've taken over the world...

 

[alan1]

I'd sell it to her any day.

got a live one ...

The special today is buy one get 2 free.