MarathonMike
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The Firm of Pelosi, Feinstein, Shoomer and Shifty are pleased to announce the class action being brought against one 'Donald J Trump and associates'. To be a member of the class, you must demonstrate pain and suffering directly resulting from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Uncontrollable crying in public places. 2. Throwing objects or food at the TV whenever Trump is on. 3. Soiling undergarments at the sight of a MAGA hat.
Should a settlement be reached, members of the class will be guaranteed a piddling share amounting to nothing while we, the "Firm" will regain the power we crave. Call now to see if you qualify to be a member of the class. Call 1-800-DUM-SHIT operators are standing by.
1. Uncontrollable crying in public places. 2. Throwing objects or food at the TV whenever Trump is on. 3. Soiling undergarments at the sight of a MAGA hat.
Should a settlement be reached, members of the class will be guaranteed a piddling share amounting to nothing while we, the "Firm" will regain the power we crave. Call now to see if you qualify to be a member of the class. Call 1-800-DUM-SHIT operators are standing by.
