The dangers of alcohol

[yiostheoy]

How is a casino like a woman?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

These are great jokes !!!

 

[yiostheoy]

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,
"May I buy you a cocktail?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

I love taking a lady/woman (SWF/DWF) to a bar for drinks.

Sometimes it has a very happy ending that way.

The trick is to pour on the vodka for the babe and dress handsomely -- she will get horny if you look like a CEO.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,
"May I buy you a cocktail?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker (Dorothy Parker)