The Coming Trumpocalypse: End Times in America and How to Stop It

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  1. TheProgressivePatriot
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my supreme honor to award the Deranged Crackpot of the Week award to Paul McGuire and Troy Anderson.. Who are Paul and Troy?? First a little background:

    ‘End Times’ prophets beg Trump to give Americans a last chance to repent before unleashing ‘Trumpocalypse’

    Now to introduce our proud winners ( Err “winners” ??)

    While the whole idea of God selecting Trump to do anything is absurd, let’s not forget that Trump can end the world with or without Gods help or approval. But that is not really my point here. Rather, I would like to turn this nonsense into an objective and thoughtful inquiry about what this really means.

    It is worthy of note that Paul and Troy do not go into the details of who should repent and for what. Of course, given who they are, I could guess- pro-choice liberals, LGBT folks, non-Christians perhaps- but would that satisfy God? Maybe it would require repentance by the likes of Roy Moore, or Trump himself. What about war mongers who cause millions of deaths and who regularly bring the world to the brink of destruction. How about those who promote policies that allow the hording of wealth by a few while others go hungry, and who lack access to medical care, and adequate shelter?

    In short what would Trumps National Day of Repentance look like, what words would he use, who will he call on to repent in order to save the world ? (Consider too that he may not actually want to save the world. )
     
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    Save the world? Weird!
     
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    It terrifies you that people may ask God for forgiveness?

    I certainly hope he forgives us for the sins of leftist ideology and allowing it to destroy so many lives in this country.
     
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    Why the hell should I be terrified of that people may ask God for forgiveness? You right wingers have destroyed, and continue to destroy far more lives that we on the left have. And please have the decency and integrity to refrain from invoking Stalin.
     
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    lol wtf
     
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    Stalin was responsible for about 20 million lives, Mao about 25. the value of life to the left is undeniable. Oh, AIDS about a couple of million or so world-wide.
     
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    Too late to repent. Trumpocalypse is upon you now, may God have mercy on your souls.
     
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    ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YEE THAT ENTER.
     
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    In today’s world.........

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!
     
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    I see that all of the intellectual power houses are coming out for this one


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