Thank you Jesus Christ

[Taz]

You must mean that I'm not likely to learn anything from you.

Or anyone else.

No, just know-nothings like you.

One of the things I like about being a Christian is knowing that when I go to Heaven there won't be assholes like you there.

So why doesn't an ASSHOLE like me just FUCK OFF? Man, when I see you in hell, I ain't passing you the salt.

You won't see me there.

That's what you think.

 

[S.J.]

Or anyone else.

No, just know-nothings like you.

One of the things I like about being a Christian is knowing that when I go to Heaven there won't be assholes like you there.

So why doesn't an ASSHOLE like me just FUCK OFF? Man, when I see you in hell, I ain't passing you the salt.

You won't see me there.

That's what you think.

Suddenly the atheist believes in heaven and hell.

 

[Taz]

No, just know-nothings like you.

One of the things I like about being a Christian is knowing that when I go to Heaven there won't be assholes like you there.

So why doesn't an ASSHOLE like me just FUCK OFF? Man, when I see you in hell, I ain't passing you the salt.

You won't see me there.

That's what you think.

Suddenly the atheist believes in heaven and hell.

Agnostic. So it could be there, I've just not seen any proof either way for or against it's potential existence.